Blowing up Disney Land

sapphire41603: I dare Bonnie (my brother) to go to Disney Land and start blowing everything up. (He has a short temper)

Bonnie: Since when do I have a short temper... Or a sister?

sapphire: OH NO HE LOST HIS MEMORY *Hits with frying pan*

~Le Time Skip~

Bonnie: *Wakes up* Arghhhh what happened? Why does my head hurt? Where am I?... Who am I?!

sapphire: Your my brother Bonnie... You were involved in a *coughs* freak frying pan accident

Bonnie: OH NO!! Is that why I can't remember anything?

sapphire: Yes. Exactly.

Bonnie: What am I like

sapphire: Well, you have anger issues, a short temper, and can be extremely aggressive.

Bonnie: Awwww that sucks. Why can't I be nice

sapphire: You just insulted yourself, dummy

Bonnie: Aw... I mean... ARGH YOU MEANIE

sapphire: *face-palms* We'll have to work on that...

~One training montage later~

sapphire: Well, now your ready for your mission

Bonnie: What is it- I mean... WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT ARGHHHHH

sapphire: Perfect *Rubs hands together*

~Meanwhile~

Freddy: Is it a good idea to let Bonnie do this? It's crazy!!

Chica: LET HIM DESTROY WALT DISNEY WORLD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! *Crosses Arms* >:(

BB: WAT?! I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED DISNEY WORLD!!!!! *Mind=Blown*

Foxy: *pets Chica's head* Hush my child. Tell me whats wrong

Chica: *Looks away*... My parents never let me go there

Freddy:... None of us have parents....

Chica: EXACTLY ;-;

Foxy: Come on! Lets go before Bonnie blows it up!

Chica: *Wipes tear* Really? Thank you! :3

~At Disney World~

Chica + Foxy: WHOOOOOOOO

Tinka: WHOOOOOOO

Chica: What are you doing here?

Tinka: I've never been to disney world to so *shrugs* I tagged along :P

Foxy: Ok :3

~Meanwhile... Again~

Bonnie: LALLALALLALALALLALALLALALALLA

Food Person: Would you like to buy some Cotton Candy?

Bonnie: YES- I mean... No. YOU MAKE ME SO MAD ARGHHHH *Blows up park*

Everyone: ACK!!! NOO- *Is blown up*

-Bonnie remembers who he is when he wakes up in the hospital. Chica is happy because that was the best exploding-roller coaster ride she had ever been on. Foxy died. Everyone died. The end-

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