The Bite of '87 happened on a birthday party

The Bite of '83 happened on a birthday party

What does this mean?

The Birthday Kid of The Bite of '83 was bitten

Then what happened to The '87 Bite?

Who was bitten?!

People believe Jeremy Fitzgerald was bitten!

He wasn't

I believe this is the green shirt blue jeans kid

Who I shall call...

I don't know what to call him

I'll think if something

Yeah, GREEN SHIRTED KID WAS  BITTEN!

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