A/N: Y'ALL I'MMA FALL OUT MY CHAIR I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THE LAST TIME I UPDATED THIS WAS IN JUNE
TIME ISN'T REAL I'M ALDJALDK
ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU
ALSO I'M 16 NOW BRUH I'M A B I G K I D
I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE DOING WELL AND SAFE AND WASHIN YOSELFS I LOVE YOU ALL MWAH

Freddy: $50 and I'll eat Carl

Flash: For the love of God

Freddy: I'll do it, fifty bucks

Flash: Chica's gonna kill you

Freddy: Jokes on you, Chicken Little, I'm alrEADY DEAD

Chica: Who u callin a chicken

Chica: I'm a squirrel

Mike: Someone please get me out of here

Foxy: Don't you think we've already tried that

Flash: Okay you're not eating the cupcake, and Chica, you're not a squirrel.

Chica: AM TOO

Flash: ????

Chica: I CANNOT SEE SO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I AM SQUIRREL OR IF I AM CHICKEN

Flash: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Chica: MAN TOOK OUT EYE

Flash: WHAT

Jeff: Okay so long story short, Mike was getting fed up with her so he caught her, took out her eyes, and... honestly I have no idea

Flash: whERE

Flash: WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM

Jeff: My mother

Flash: WHAT

Foxy: Lass do I really need to explain it to you?

Bonnie: Foxy children read this book

Foxy: What book?

Bonnie: Yes

Flash: CAN WE JUST FIX CHICA, CHECK THE CAMERAS SHE IS LOSING IT

Freddy: Okay but did she ever have it in the first place

Chica: WHAT NOISES DO SQUIRRELS MAKE

Jeff: I'll leave you all with this one.

Jeff has left the chat.

Mike: I'm not fixing it.

Flash: You made the mess, you clean it up

Mike: I'm not putting my hands on that again

Mike: It was moist

Mike: And sticky...

Mike: And it smelled like children

Flash: How do you know what children smell like Mike

Mike:

Mike has left the chat.

Flash: I hate this family

Bonnie: I hate myself too

Flash: Would you happen to know how to fix a chicken

Chica: I DO NOT NEED FIX

Chica: I AM A NEW WOMAN

Flash: YOU'RE BARELY A WOMAN CHICA YOU'RE AN ANIMATRONIC CHICKEN

Chica: yOU KNOW NOTHING

Flash: STOP RUNNING I NEED TO GET YOU SO I CAN HELP YOU

Chica: dO NOT NEED HELP

Chica: AM FREE

Freddy: So if she's a new woman, then she doesn't need Carl. Y'all know what that means?

Foxy: Please don't eat the cupcake

Freddy: darnit

Chica: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Flash: YOU'RE NOT ALIVE SO THIS WORKS OUT

Flash: HAHA SHE FELL OVER

Flash: I got yOU NOW

Chica: NO I RUN

Flash: You're under a broomstick Chica

Chica: AM RUNNING

Flash: You're still under the broomstick

Chica: AM FREE

Flash: Still under the broomstick.

Chica has been disconnected.

Flash: If any of you hear the sound of a chicken in pain, mind your own business okay