For Flash

How old are you?
I'm 15! I'll be 16 on September 8th!

What inspired you to make FNAF text messages?
Aaahhh I honestly don't remember lol. Lil seventh grade me was just really interested in FNAF and here I am now lolol

Do you listen to KPop?
I'm not into, but I don't dislike it, I do listen a few Momoland and Black Pink songs, that's about it haha

When will the next chapter be released?
I'm not sure, I'm sorry! I just kind of upload randomly when I feel like writin stuff lolol

Which chapter is your favorite?
I really like the Bonnie the Star chapters, and I'm quiet proud of younger me for writing them because they actually make me laugh lolol

What country are you from?
The US!

Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Forever and always will mayonnaise be an instrument

Who mostly gets beaten by your shovel?
*sigh* probably Freddy (poor guy)

What's your favorite color?
Ooooof there's so many lol. My main favorites would have to be pastel pink, pastel purple, red, and black though

Ya like jazz?
perhaps ;))

If you had to, what order would you kill all the animatronics to save your life?
oOf sis I'm goin for Freddy first. Then Chica, then Bonnie, and sadly, lastly Foxy :((

How many shovels do you have?
Hehe... I lost count, my friend.

If you had to choose between Chica or Freddy, which one would you choose?
Probably Chica. Freddy can be annoying (no offense, kid).

Freddy: Hey I heard that.

Good.

Is there any way to surgically remove depression?
If there was I wouldn't be *whips* depressed

What inspired you to write this story?
Aahh I can't remember lol. I wrote this story when I was in seventh grade, and I'm starting eleventh grade this year so it was kind of a while back haha

What genre of music do you listen to?
I listen mostly to hip-hop, rap, and lo-fi!

What's your favorite movie/TV show genre?
For movies, I looooove horror movies. For TV shows I love comedy and slice of life, with a lil bit of romance.

Would you ever work as a night guard at Freddy Fazbears in real life?
brO honestly no wldjakdj
I'm a scaredy cat lolol

Do you know how to make pizza?
From scratch, no lolol. But I can make frozen pizza in the oven hehe

Flashy why do you threaten the animatronics with shovels?
Shovels speak to me on a spiritual level. When I hit those animatronics with one... I'm one with the shovel, man. One with the shovel.

Which chapter was the most fun to write?
Probably the most recent Christmas chapter! I really love that one haha

Who's your crush?
I have a total of 73 wives and 14 husbands, I have no time for crushes
(but sebastian michaelis is pretty hot ;)))

How to socialize with strangers?
I'm sorry bro I honestly have no idea. I have terrible social anxiety and can't really talk to new people without running to the bathroom and crying after aldjskdj

Favorite FNAF game?
FNAF 2!

Favorite Ninjago character?
Kaiiiii

Favorite FNAF character?
I love Foxy and Bonnie ♡

Why do you like hitting people with shovels?
Shovels just really speak to me on a spiritual level man

For the Animatronics & Mike

Freddy - Do you have a crush on anyone?
*whips* nope

Mike - Hi how's life?
Life couldn't be any worse thank you so much for asking! I spend my nights locked inside of this hell of a diner and would gladly be open to anyone who is willing to put me out of my misery :)

Who out of all is the stupidest?
*everyone points to Mike*

Mike: I hate all of you

If you had to, would you kill Flash to save the pizzeria?
Bonnie: *holds bat* Of course not!

Chica: *sharpens knife* Never!

Freddy: *grabs flamethrower* No!

Foxy: *genuinely wouldn't* Nope

How many times has Flash hit you with her shovel?

Foxy: Never! :)

Freddy: like seVEN HUNDRED TIMES

Bonnie: I honestly lost count

Chica: Bruh I don't know but I'm still traumatized

Y'all like blended chicken nuggets?

Chica: Sis wha-

Foxy: ...

Freddy: ???

Bonnie: i friCKING LOVE BLENDED CHICKEN NUGGETS ALDJSLFSKJ

Do you even eat? If not, then why does Chica make pizza?

Freddy: The last time I ate my wires exploded

Bonnie: I haven't eaten since I was stuffed inside a suit

Foxy: What is "eat"

Chica: I make pizza cuz it calms my SOUL

Bonnie - how many pizzas have you burned?

Bonnie: hA ALL OF EM

Chica - favorite pizza topping?

Chica: bro PEPPERONI

Freddy - how many times have you caught Bonnie and Chica arguing over how Bonnie had burnt pizza?

Freddy: Approximately 458 times

Freddy - 5 people you want to kill?

Freddy: Okay kids
1. Mike
2. Mike
3. Mike
4. Mike
and last but not least!
5. Carl!

Chica - ever tried a pizza roll?

Chica: i loVE PIZZA ROLLS

Mike - why did you decide to work at Freddy Fazbears? Btw want a cookie?

Mike: Cuz I hate myself ;) and yeS PLEASE

Freddy - who do you like and why?

Freddy: I like myself because I'm mega cute

Foxy - are you actually a pirate or is someone paying you?

Foxy: W-What?! I'm a real pirate of course! Right? I think? Yar...

Mangle - who do you hate out of all the characters and why?

Mangle: *sigh* probably Freddy... he's just really annoying.

Bonnie - are you into video games and if so, can you name some of the few?

Bonnie: yEs, sometimes I sneak into Pirate's Cove, that's where Flash keeps her Switch, I normally play Smash or Mario Kart. Sometimes Splatoon if I'm up for it.

Chica - how many accidents have you had in the kitchen?

Chica: Me? Accidents? HA

Chica: ...

Chica: Like thirty somethin...

Foxy - if you could be anywhere right now where would you be?

Foxy: Probably outside the diner just to get some fresh air...

Freddy - has anyone tried to steal your hat before?

Freddy: yEs eveRY DAY MAN

Freddy - Y u so angry all da time?

Freddy: Look kid... I'm a child trapped iN A SUIT U WOULD BE MAD TOO ALDJKSJDKAHDK

Chica - can you make me a pizza with salami and ham please?

Chica - I gotchu fam, comin right up

Springtrap - Why do you love your axe so much?

Springtrap: Cause it's cool man look at this thing

Mike - why don't you leave?

Mike: This was the only place hiring around here... and at this point, these stupid animatronics know everything about me and I'm kind scared cuz they might stalk me if I go

Foxy - how fast can you run?

Foxy: FASTER THAN THE EYE CAN SEE, MATEY

Chica - you have all the animatronics suffering at the mercy of Flash's shovel, but you get a lifetime supply of pizza. Do you do it?

Chica: Me? Put my co-workers in danger? For pizza?! Never!

Chica: (Flash meet me outside with your shovel at noon)

Bonnie - who's your favorite artist?

Bonnie: FREDDY

Purple Guy - how many people have you killed?

Purple Guy: Like... all of em?

To the Creepypastas

What's your opinions on the animatronics?

BEN: Freddy's annoying, Bonnie's a wimp, Chica's okay ig, Foxy's cool

Jeff: Freddy kind of looks like a foot

EJ: None of them have kidneys so like??? What's the point???

Sally: Foxy is so sweet!

Toby: They're not too bad

To Everyone

Favorite song?

The animatronics: Happy Birthday B)

Mike: I wanna die

Flash: Honey, that's not a song. But mine is probably Fanime by D!tto (y'all should go listen to it, it CRANKS)

Why is life so sad and depressing?

Mike: Cuz I'm alive

Flash: Everything will turn out okay I promise!

Freddy: What's life

Chica: Y'all I made pizza

Bonnie: Bees

Foxy: Hang on, lad. It'll be okay.

*carrys jar of food* Do you guys accept donations? Because this stuff is delicious. It's totally not human flesh or anything *nervous laughter* also it's really heavy, help.

Flash: Aw thank you!

Freddy: Totally not human flesh!

Chica: Yup!

Foxy: Haha!

Bonnie: Nice joke! *whispers* guys they're on to us

How to socialize with strangers?

Foxy: Just do your best, keep your head up, speak with confidence, it's okay to be nervous. You might even have to force yourself to speak to others, just give it your all.

Freddy: Give them pizza

Chica: Not my pizza

Mike: I'm pretty sure they weren't asking Freddy or Chica... Look, kid. It's tough, but you've gotta do it. Just be kind, tell em what you wanna say.

Which ships do you like the best/do you agree with the most?

Mike: Myself x a happy, healthy life, please.

Chica: Can I ship myself with pizza

Bonnie: Freddy x the girl's bathroom

Freddy: Sigh...

Can I hug you guys?

Flash: Of course! (fun fact from author hehe - i love hugs so much, and i've been told i give very good hugs. i'm always open for a hug if u need one ♡♡)

Bonnie: YESSSS

Freddy: OF COURSE

Chica: HOLD ON LEMMIE SET DOWN MY PIZZA

Mike: I mean... I guess???

Foxy: Go for it, lad.

Vincent what's your favorite jam to put on toast?

Vincent: -_-

Vincent: Blueberry...