Purple Guy: Hey, you awake?

Flash: No, I'm texting in my sleep.

Purple Guy: I didn't know you could do that!

Flash: No I'm awake!

Purple Guy: Oh, well. There are some kids here and they want pizza.

Flash: Leave them alone

Purple Guy: They said they ran away to see Freddy

Flash: THEN LET THEM SEE FREDDY

Purple Guy: Okay

Flash: Now SHUTUP and let me sleep

Purple Guy: I found a knife

Flash: LEAVE THEM ALONE OR I WILL COME OVER THERE

Purple Guy: What's a little girl like you gonna do?

Flash: IMMA '87 ALL OF YOUR FACE

Purple Guy: Oh... uh... I think the knife roamed off... the knifes on free roaming mode...

Flash: Real funny. Now let the kids see Freddy then tell them to go home.

Purple Guy: But-

Flash: But nothing

Purple Guy: But-

Flash: Aren't you supposed to be stuffed inside Springtrap or something?

Purple Guy: Springtrap?

Flash: I DON'T KNOW JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

- |Purple Guy has left the server

Flash: GOSH DARNIT