A/N: Comment down your New Years resolution, JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT :3 My New Years resolution, is to lose weight. I'm a fat cow.

Freddy: Good afternoon humans

Foxy: But

Chica: But

Bonnie: But

Flash: Butt's are for sitting

Freddy: Hush it with your Sensei WU references, child

Flash: Okay, it's either Freddy has finally decided to be smart and maybe or maybe not become a poetic little forest fire, or he ate to much mac n cheese again

Chica: CHHHEEEEEESSSSEEE

Bonnie: Shut the Fazbear up

Foxy: Woah, language, lad. Language.

Freddy: EXCUSE YOU BONNIE

Flash: Didn't you make that up?

Freddy: BOI STAHP YO LIIIEEEES

Flash: But

Freddy: BUTTS ARE FOR SITTING

Flash: BUT

Freddy: HUSH AND LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU HUMANS MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

Chica: But we're animatronics...

Bonnie: Did you not hear the stupid bear? Butts are for sitting, Chica.

Freddy: MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

Flash: Is to end Smokey's forest fires?

Bonnie: Nice one

Freddy: IS TO

Chica: All hail chickens

Foxy: Get a love life?

Bonnie: FOR PETE SAKES FOXY, I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT

Flash: Not this again -3-

Foxy: I NEVER SAID THAT, LAD. NOW HUSH YOUR CABOOSE BEFORE I KICK IT

Flash: Daaaaaang

Freddy: BECOME A BETTER BEAR

Flash: Then tell Chica to stop taking mac n cheese and giving it to you

Freddy: NEVER

Bonnie: MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION, IS TO OFFICIALLY BECOME BONNIE DA STAR

Chica: THEN GO TO SPACE AND BE ONE

Foxy: My New Years resolution was to become Mr. Positive, but now it's to apologize to Mike.

Freddy: Why Mike?

Foxy: Because I took Flash's word and hit him in the face with a shovel

Flash: MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO LEAVE THIS DUMP, BAI