Freddy: GUYS

Chica: Yeeeaaaah?

Freddy: I NEED HELP

Chica: Why?

Bonnie: Is u ok?

Freddy: NO

Foxy: What's wrong, lad?

Freddy: OKAY, SO THERE WAS THIS KID OUTSIDE, BANGING ON THE DOORS, AND FINALY THE DOOR BROKE AND HE CAME IN. SO HE STARTED SCREAMING AT ME BECAUSE HE WANTED AN AUTOGRAPH BUT I SAT THERE LIKE A LITTLE TROLL HOLDING UP MY MICROPHONE BECAUSE THE KID WAS REALLY ANNOYING.

Chica: Why does that involve help?

Freddy: I HIT HIM IN THE FACE

Chica: FREDDY

Freddy: WITH A TENNIS RACKET

Chica: FREDDY

Foxy: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THE TENNIS RACKET?

Freddy: I STOLE IT FROM MIKE

Bonnie: MIKE YOU NERD

Freddy: BUT, LIKE. IT'S BAD

Chica: NO DIP

Freddy: NO, CAUSE LIKE, HE'S OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR

Foxy: Well maybe if you payed attention more, you wouldn't hit children with sport equipment...

Freddy: BUT

Bonnie: BUTTS ARE FOR SITTING

Freddy: BUT

Bonnie: I JUST SAID THAT BUTTS WERE FOR SITTING

Freddy: SHOULD I JUST WAIT UNTILL HE WAKES UP?

Chica: THROW HIM OUT THE WINDOW, CHNAGE YOUR NAME TO FOXY THE PIRATE, AND RUN OFF TO THE CARIBBEAN

Foxy: -3-

Chica: FINE, CHANGE YOUR NAME TO BONNIE THE BUNNY

Freddy: HOLD ON LET ME GET A NOTEPAD AND WRITE ALL THIS DOWN

Foxy: This is a pointless conversation

Freddy: GOT ONE

Chica: K, CHANGE YOUR NAME TO BONNIE THE BUNNY

Freddy: YEAH

Chica: AND GO FROLIC IN THE FIELDS WITH A BAG OF CARROTS

Bonnie: -3- 

Foxy: I'm done with you people

- |Foxy has left the server

Chica: HM, NO INSULT CAUSE WE'RE ANIMATRONICS

Freddy: OOOOOHHHH

Chica: YEAH

Freddy: WAIT WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC

- |Bonnie has left the server

Chica: WHICH NAME DO YOU CHOSE?

Freddy: UH- BUH- FOXY

Chica: K, SNAP OFF YOUR HAND AND GET A HOOK

Freddy: Wait never mind he's awake

Chica: Have fun, Foxy

Freddy: DUDE, HE'S PISSED

Chica: GOOD LUCK, FOXY