A/N: I have a voice in my head telling me to jump over the railing instead of walking down the stairs. I think this voice wants me to land flat on my face. Wonderful.

Mike: It's already 4:45 and you guys still haven't moved

Mike: Tbh there's no point in me being here

Mike: So I think I'm gonna leave

Bonnie: No, stay!

Freddy: It's not like you have another better to do at home

Mike: Watch it, Smokey -3-

Freddy: Fight meeeeeee :3

Mike: Oml

Mike: Seriously I think I'm just gonna go

Chica: I moved

Mike: Chica, you moved to sit in Pirate Cove to play Minecraft with Foxy. I'm not stupid.

Chica: Last time I check you were just as stupid as that rock Freddy threw at that little girl the other day

Freddy: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING I THREW A ROCK AT A STRANGE LITTLE GIRL

Freddy: I DIDN'T THROW A ROCK AT ANYONE

Chica: I was talking about Bonnie

Bonnie: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

Mike: This is an animatronic problem I want nothing to do with

Foxy: Same

Mike: Holy crap you spoke

Foxy: My jaw may be broken, lad, but I can still speak clearer than you during a jumpscare

Mike: NOT MY FAULT Y'ALL TRIED TO ATTACK ME

Foxy: Not our fault you're a stalker

Mike: I'M NOT A STALKER

Foxy: You get paid for watching us go to room from room on a tablet, lad.

Mike: SO

Foxy: So

Mike: Nevermind -3-

Chica: I thought you were leaving

Mike: I wish

Chica: Then

Chica: Erm

Chica: Then leave

Mike: I'm getting paid for this

Chica: EARLIER YOU SAID YOU WERE LEAVING AND I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE A FREE BIRD

Freddy: Don't you mean free chicken?

Chica: FREDDY IMMA SLAP YOU

Freddy: Try meeeee :3

Chica: FINE I'M COMING TO THE STAGE

Foxy: Lad she took the

Foxy: She took the shovel

Foxy: SHE TOOK THE SHOVEL

Foxy: SHE TOOK THE SHOVEL

Foxy: THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Foxy: ANGRY CHICKEN

Mike: The ugly duckling that could

Chica: EXCUSE ME MIKE AT LEAST I DON'T LIVE IN MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT

Mike: I DON'T LIVE IN MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT

Chica: LIES

Mike: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW ANYWAYS

Chica: ERM

Chica: LOGIC

Mike: YOUR LOGIC IS HORRIBLE

Chica: YOUR COMEBACKS ARE HORRIBLE

Foxy: Okay then

Mike: FIGHT ME ABOUT IT

Chica: FREDDY STAY THERE I'M GONNA HIT MIKE WITH THE SHOVEL THEN I'M COMING FOR YOU

Mike: LEAVE ME ALONE

Chica: YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO FIGHT

Chica: I'M AN ACTUAL CHICKEN AND HERE YOU ARE CHICKENING OUT WHILE I STAND HERE READY TO FIGHT

Bonnie: I thought it was "Are you ready for Freddy?"

Foxy: "Are you ready for Chica?"

Foxy: Doesn't go well together

Mike: Kind of like her face

Chica: THAT'S IT I'M COMING

Mike: I shut the doors

Chica: NVM FREDDY RUN