Bonnie: I JUST STEPPED IN GUM, PEOPLE

Chica: No one cares, I'm clearly trying to play Flappy Bird.

Bonnie: SOME STUPID KID LEFT IT HERE AND ITS STICKY

Chica: SHUTUP, YOU'RE RUINING MY SCORE

Bonnie: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID SCORE

Chica: I DO, AND YOU'RE MURDERING IT LIKE FLASH'S SHOVEL

Freddy: Dang, this is getting serious

Chica: NOW! HUSH. YOUR. SPEAKER.

Bonnie: HUSH YOUR

Foxy: You all sound like an old married couple, calm down.

Bonnie: YOU TREAT A STUPID SCORE LIKE IT ACTUALLY HAS FEELINGS

Chica: WELL MAYBE IT DOES

Freddy: Welcome to How to be a Physco Pt.1

Bonnie: WHAT THE HECK?

Chica: SHUTUP, BON

Bonnie: YOU!

Freddy: And here we examine the original bunny and duck claw at each others faces

Foxy: Isn't she a chicken?

Freddy: Hush child, no side bars

- |Flash has joined the server

Flash: I BOUGHT FOOOOOOOOOD

Freddy: No side bars

Flash: Woah... Freddy's not using caps... IS HE OKAY?

Foxy: I believe he's trying to be a narrator or something...

Bonnie: WELL, CHICA. YOU CAN GO FROLIC IN THE FEILDS WITH YOUR STUPID DUCK GAME

Chica: STUPID!?

Freddy: Watch as they fight over pointless subjects

Flash: Well, Freddy's lost it

Freddy: No, I'm pursuing my dream as a narrator

Flash: Yup, he's definitely lost it

Chica: I'LL SHOW YOU STUPID

Bonnie: SO WILL I *sends picture of Chica*

Flash: #GetRektByABunny

Chica: WHAT THE FAZBEAR, BONNIE!?

Bonnie: YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA SHOW ME SOMETHING STUPID, SO I SENT A PICTURE OF STUPID

Chica: I AM PROUD OF MY STUPIDITY (I can relate to Chica on so many levels rn...)

Bonnie: WELL YOU CAN GO WHAT THE FAZBEAR ALL THE WAY TO THE CLOSET, GOOD BYE!

Freddy: Slowly watch, as the angered bunny dashes to the place he calls home.

Flash: He's going into the bathroom

Freddy: No sidebars