Chica: This doesn't even make any sense

Foxy: CHECK THE CAMERAS, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING!?

Bonnie: Foxy, that's you

Foxy: Oh, heheh...

Freddy: CAMERA, WHERE'S BONNIE?

Bonnie: I'm here :3

Freddy: NO, ON THE SCREEN

Bonnie Oh, idk

Chica: THE DOOR, DOOR, SHUT THE EFFING DOOR

Bonnie: OMFG THAT THING IS SCARY

Freddy: THAT THING IS YOU

Bonnie: Oh

Bonnie: Seems like something I would do...

Chica: WHERE'S MIKE? DOESN'T HIS SCARY FACE HAVE A JUMP-SCARE TO?

Freddy: If that were to happen, the whole fandom would have a hard attack

Chica: WHY?

Freddy: BECAUSE HE'S SO UGLY

Mike: I AM NOT UGLY

Freddy: SHUSH YOU'RE RUINING OUR GAME

Mike: -3- I'm the one technically behind the screen

Freddy: MIKE, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE

Mike: I work here -3-

Freddy: DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWN IT

Flash: SHUSH YOUR SPEAKERS I'M TRYING TO FANGIRL

Mike: Geez, someone has anger issues

Flash: Someone also has a shovel

Mike: Oh...

Flash: Yeah. Oh...

Mike: ...

Freddy: WHERE AM I?

Chica: You're literally right in front of all of us

Freddy: I MEAN THE GAME

Bonnie: FOUND YOU

Freddy: WHERE?

Bonnie: For Fazbear's sakes, get out of the girls bathroom, Freddy. GEEZ!

Freddy: HEY

Chica: SHUTUP WE ALL KNOW YOU DO IT

Foxy: You stink up the whole place, lad!

Freddy: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, FOXY?

Foxy: Hush, you bear. Nobody wants to talk about the lasses bathroom.

Bonnie: "the lasses bathroom"

Foxy: What's so funny, lad?

Bonnie: Idk, you're just...

Foxy: What?

Bonnie: You're just such a pirate

Chica: YOU ARE A PIRATE

Freddy: YAR HAR

Flash: ALL OF YOU ANIMATRONICS CAN GO YAR HAR OFF A BUILDING, NOW SHUSH

Freddy: HOLY MOTHER OF FREDBEAR THAT'S AN UGLY CHICKEN

Chica: HEY

Bonnie: NOPE, NOPE, NOPE

Foxy: Jumpscare

Bonnie: WHAT?

Foxy: I said jumpscare

Bonnie: Jumpscare?

Foxy: Yeah

Bonnie: What do you- HOLY MOTHER OF FREDBEAR THAT IS AN UGLY CHICKEN

A/N: Well, that clearly didn't work out very well... I'm thinking of writing a FNAF Truth or Dare book, would anyone read it?