A/N: I was scrolling through comments on a Sister Location video, and someone was talking about the fan. WHERE IS THE FAN YOU GUYS!? THAT FAN WAS GOALS, WE CAN'T HAVE FNAF WITHOUT A FAN. WHAT IS THIS. EXCUSE MY FREDDY BUT ALDNKSNFKDNDKAL

Flash: Freddy I'm this close to ripping off your head, forcing your wires out, and chopping them into little tiny pieces.

Bonnie: Oh boy

Freddy: What did I do?

Flash: WHAT DID YOU DO?

Flash: WHAT DID YOU

Flash: FREDDY OML

Freddy: I guess I didn't do anything :3

Flash: WHY DID YOU BRING A HOSE THROUGH THE WINDOW

Freddy: Because there was a fire

Flash: Freddy what in the actual

Freddy: THERE WAS A FIRE

Flash: Well the fire's gone now, the hose had at least been on for like twenty minutes. You just left it there?

Freddy: Well duh I don't know how to turn it off, silly

Flash: YOU JUST TURN THE NOB BACKWARDS

Freddy: I don't know how to do that

Flash: THE OPPOSITE WAY FROM THE WAY YOU TURNED IT ON

Freddy: What do you mean

Flash: TAKE YOUR HANDS, PUT THEN ON THE KNOB, AND TURN IT

Freddy: Yeah, I still don't know what you mean

Flash: Boi

Freddy: IT'S NOT MY FAULT

Flash: Oml Freddy, I'm gonna be nice to you.

Flash: What do you mean by "fire", and how did this "fire" start?

Freddy: By fire, I mean fire. And by starting fire, I mean I was baking a cupcake to mock Carl and it was hot.

Flash: And?

Freddy: And then I grabbed the hose and put it on the cupcake.

Flash: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME, THERE WASN'T AN ACTUAL FIRE

Freddy: I'm not sure

Flash: FREDDY WTF

Freddy: I don't know I'm like a four year old in a bear what do you expect

Flash: Nevermind...

Freddy: :3

Flash: Just clean up the kitchen before I hose you down.

Freddy: :3

Flash: Freddy, I try so hard to be nice to you but you're one annoying bear

Freddy: Why thank you, I'm honored :3

A/N: Also guys, just thought I'd randomly say this again. This book isn't completed, it's only set like that for a certain reason. I'm not finished with the book! :3