Carl: Is anybody there?

Carl: Anyone?

Carl: Freddy?

Carl: Anyone?

Carl: :(

Freddy: Omg shutup it's fricking 3 in the morning

Carl: WELL HELLO THERE MR. TOP HAT

Freddy: Well hello there Mr. Cupcrap

Carl: WELL THAT WAS MEAN

Freddy: And you're annoying

Carl: I'M TELLING MIKE

Freddy: Because a cupcake talking to a human isn't weird at all

Carl: AND AN ANIMATRONIC BEAR SCARING A GROWN MAN ISN'T WEIRD AT ALL

Freddy: Touché

Carl: HA

Freddy: Okay, now please just let me sleep.

Carl: NO I'M NOT DONE YET

Freddy: -_-

Carl: WE STILL HAVE SOME BUISNESS TO CLEAR UP

Freddy: Oh sure -_-

Carl: WERE YOU THE ONE MAKING FUN OF MY CANDLE LAST FRIDAY?

Freddy: Dude, it's a candle. It burns out every five seconds. And Chica always has to switch it out with a new one.

Carl: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS CANDLE?

Freddy: No, not really.

Carl: MY CANDLE IS MY LIFE

Freddy: You technically don't have a life

Carl: WHO SAYS?

Freddy: I just did

Carl: THAT'S IT, SMOKEY

Freddy: "Oh I'm a tiny cupcake and I think I'm SOOOO cool"

Carl: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?

Freddy: Are you mocking me?

Carl: STOP REPEATING MY TEXTS

Freddy: Stop repeating my texts

Carl: DUDE STOP

Freddy: Dude stop

Carl: HI I'M FREDDY AND I'M STUPID

Freddy: Hi I'm Carl and I'm stupid

Carl: FREDDY OH MY GOODNESS

Freddy: JUST LET ME SLEEP AND I'LL STOP

Carl: NEVER

Freddy: I WILL BLOCK YOU

Carl: NO, I'LL BLOCK YOU

Freddy: BLEH

Carl: WTF DOES THAT MEAN?

Freddy: YOU

Carl: WHAT?

Freddy: JUST PLEASE LET ME SLEEP AND WE CAN CONTINUE THIS IN THE MORNING, DEAL?

Carl: I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU

Flash: Is this some type of movie scene?

Freddy: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?

Flash: Freddy don't ever ask me that again

Freddy: HAVE YOU BEEN READING OUR CONVERSATION?

Flash: Oh totally

Freddy: POO

Flash: What?

Freddy: I'M HUMILIATED

Flash: Wasn't showing your face enough humiliation for today?