A/N: HEY QUEENS
i hope you're all doing well! also just letting you know that i rarely check my direct messages. i probably check them once every six months now :/ but i do reply to the lil messages that are at the front of my account (i'm not sure what those are called haha) but yeah if you ever wanna say anything just leave me a message there and i'll get back to you <3 i enjoy talking with you all, and your feedback and kind words are so appreciated, but direct messages are hard to keep up with for me haha.

love you guys!! thank you for all the support. i cannot put into words how much every comment and like makes me feel. i promise you, i notice them all. i may not reply to all, but just know that i know you're here!! and i love you~~

also a lil disclaimer, none of the images being used in this chapter are mine. i got them from pinterest, so i'm not sure of their sources. i would credit them if i knew eeee. just lettin y'all know haha

Mike: Who introduced you people to the internet

Mike: It's not funny

Freddy: It's hysterical

Mike: I despise you

Freddy:

Mike: HOW CAN YOU EVEN SEE THAT

Freddy: I'm a bear not Toph Beifong

Flash: I

Foxy: Every day we stray further and further away from God

Freddy: Chica after being stuffed in a suit

Chica: OUTTA POCKET, FREDDY

Chica: OUTTA POCKET

Bonnie: I thought it was funny

Chica: Bonnie your father never loved you

Bonnie: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

Flash:

Chica: I thought it was funny

Flash: Man why'd you do him like that

Foxy: How to quit your job and run away

Foxy: This isn't Google

Flash: Foxy please don't leave me you're the only sane one here

Foxy: What about Jeff

Foxy: He's pretty decent

Flash: JEFF IS AT THE MANSION

Foxy: Hire him

Flash: What makes you think Jeff wants to work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

Foxy: Hear me out

Foxy: Murder

Freddy:

Flash: FREDDY YOU ACT AS IF YOU'VE NEVER ATTACKED CHILDREN

Freddy: ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF FLASH MINDS HER OWN BUSINESS

Flash:

Foxy: Don't end up like us

Jeff: Come to the mansion, Flash

Flash: UR INVITING ME?

Jeff: Yes

Chica: NO DON'T TAKE HER AWAY FROM US SHE KEEPS US TOGETHER PLEASE

Jeff: GIRL YOU'RE BARELY TOGETHER LOOK AT YOU YOU HAVE TEETH HANGING OUT OF YOUR SKULL

Bonnie:

Chica: SAYS THE GUY WITH HIS WHOLE MOUTH CUT OPEN

Jeff: AT LEAST I CAN TALK PROPERLY

Jeff: YOUR VOICE GLITCHES EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR BEAK

Jeff: I'M TAKING HER WITH US

Jeff: NONE OF YOU ARE NICE TO HER SHE'S COMING WITH US

Freddy: WE'RE not nice to HER?

Freddy: HOMEGIRL HAS ATTACKED ALL OF US WITH A SHOVEL AT LEAST TWELVE TIMES

Jeff: OUT OF SELF DEFENSE YOU'RE ALL LITERAL MURDERERS

Freddy: AND WHAT ARE YOU, BUDDY BOY

Jeff: I

Jeff:

Mike: JEFF WILL YOU TAKE ME WITH YOU PLEASE

Jeff: WHO EVEN ARE YOU

Mike: DON'T QUESTION ME

Jeff: YOU STAY HERE I CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MANY HUMANS

Chica: There is no way Flash is human sis hasn't left her room in like six days

Flash: I'm watching anime >:(

Jeff: SEE

Jeff: YOU DON'T FEED HER EITHER

Jeff: SHE'S COMING WITH ME DON'T QUESTION IT OR I WILL CALL DADDY LONG LEGS

Ben has joined the chat.

BEN: I am so telling Slenderman you called him that

Jeff: I'm telling Slenderman you were the one who broke the XBox

BEN: I will no longer be telling Slenderman than you called him that

Jeff: That's what I thought

BEN: So is the small one coming with us

EJ has joined the chat.

EJ: You already live with us

BEN: POST UP

Freddy: WHO KEEPS LETTING YOU BOILED NOODLES IN HERE

Flash: MY CHATROOM MY RULES

Freddy: REMOVE THEM THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE YOU AWAY FROM US

Flash: AND WHAT IF I WANNA GO WITH THEM

Freddy:

Flash: NO DON'T CRY

Freddy: WE

Freddy: WE ARE MEAN TO YOU FLASH

Freddy: MAYBE EVEN MEANER TO YOU THAN WE ARE TO MIKE

Bonnie: Yeah

Chica: Yeah

Foxy: Yeah

Carl: Yeah you all suck

Freddy: SHUT UP CAKE MIX

Freddy: WE DO IT BECAUSE WE FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH JOKING AROUND WITH YOU

Freddy: WE LIKE HAVING YOU HERE

Freddy: YOU KEEP US TOGETHER

Flash: I

EJ:

Chica:

Bonnie:

Jeff: Aw

Jeff: So heartfelt and cute <3

Jeff: I wish I cared

Chica: Foxy stop laughing

Foxy: It was funny I'm sorry

Flash: :(

EJ: Have you guys considered letting Flash uh

EJ: Idk make her own decision?

Jeff: Smelly murder bears in a sticky diner or big fancy mansion you choose

Jeff: Good answer

Jeff: I would choose the big fancy mansion too

Flash: :(

Flash: EJ come live in a blanket fort with me

EJ: Sounds nice I like that option

Jeff: YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE UP YOUR OWN OPTION????

Flash: yOu CaN't jUsT mAkE uP yOuR oWn OpTiOn  girl go shower

Flash: Blanket fort my new crib

Flash: On God