Flash: Alright. Well.

Foxy: Well what?

Flash: I heard we've got a new night guard

Foxy: YAY

Flash: Why yay?

Foxy: CAUSE HE PROBABLY WON'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE DOORS

Chica: OR MAKE PIZZA

Freddy: GOOD, I HATED MIKE. HE CALLED ME A FISH HEAD

Flash: Fish head...?

Freddy: WITH A TOP HAT AND EYEBROWS

Flash: That's great...

Freddy: HE ALSO CALLED VINCENT A GRAPE

Flash: CAUSE HE'S PURPLE!? THATS HILARIOUSLY stupid. Just don't let him bother you

Freddy: He also called you annoying

Flash: WHERE IS THAT BACKSTABBING LITTLE JERK!?

Freddy: Idk. Probably hanging out in his mom's basement or something

Flash: MIKE IMMA FIND YOU

Mike: Sorry I was in my mom's basement. What did I miss?

Flash: THE PAPERS STILL HAVE WHERE YOU LIVE ON THEM

Mike: Why do you want to know where my mom and I live?

Flash: CAUSE IMMA FIND YOU, THEN IMMA KICK YOU IN THE... the basement

Mike: WHAT, WHY!?

Flash: -3- JUST SHUTUP AND RUN

Mike: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

Chica: What's there not to hate?

Bonnie: If she kills him, can I have his eyebrows?

Chica: Bonnie.

Bonnie: Yesh?

Chica: That is so weird on so many levels...

Bonnie: DARNIT