They keep creepin' towards the door

My stomach twists

Like a worm beneath the lure

My heartbeat skips

Like a phonograph

Old machines weren't built to last

But they keep creepin' towards the door

They keep creepin' towards the door

Their bodies reek

Like they're carrying a corpse

Their footsteps creak

As they circle in

And the power's running thin

But they keep creepin' towards the door.

The phone guy tells me that there is no danger

But I suspect that things will get much stranger

Something about this room is hypnotizing...

Paralyzing...

Terrifying!

They keep creepin' towards the door

My backbone shakes

Like a tremor on the floor

My knee caps quakes

Why don't I just scram?

Or unplug that stupid fan!

Cuz they keep creepin' towards the door.

These furry phonies masquerade like they're cute

The kids don't notice 'cause they think they're cartoons

Oh don't look now I think that Freddie's en route [on route]

Deadly pursuit

Sweaty fursuit

(scat break)

(guitar solo)

The phone guy tells me that there is no danger

But I suspect that things will get much stranger

Something about this room is hypnotizing

Paralyzing

Terri-