Slenderman VS Freddy Fazbear Rap Battle by JT Machinima
Freddy is Bold
Slenderman is is Italics
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN ONE CORNER, WE HAVE THE LEGENDARY MC SLEN-DADDY!!
(I would never call him that. XD)
AND IN THE OTHER CORNER, WE HAVE THE NIGHTSHIFT DELINQUENT, DJ FREDDY FAZ!!
Let's Keep this Battle----
Shut up and give me the mic!! Fazbear's back in the house, but that isn't a surprise!
Let's get the party started until the turn of the night!
It's a grand opening, bring on over your friends
Hopefully you got Fazebear tokens to spend!
I thought you just closed?
Now your open again?
I wonder how long until your broken again!
Ahem, excuse me, but where you invited?
Do what you do best, Fred, and BITE IT!!
Ooh, that's clever
And you can do better?
I'd offer you pizza, but aren't you trying to stay SLENDER?!
SHUT UP!!
Sorry, man, did I offend ya?
If you babysit, I wouldn't recommend ya!
I'll wipe my ass with all eight of your pages!
You work all day and you don't make any wages!
That must suck being stuck in a restaurant!
Have you ever gotten past the exit?
I BET NOT!
Fazbear's Pizza, now hiring?
I wouldn't apply if my career was dying!
Scream, Shriek, and Shout!
Don't hold back, let it out!
When you do, make it loud!
Now it's finally going down!
Slenderman, Freddy-Faz
You've both met your match!
TAKE A HIKE!!
WATCH YOUR BACK!!
We'll settle who is better with a Rap Battle!!
Don't mess with me I've been around longer.
At least I'm not a creepy little kid STALKER!!
Sounds personal, did I strike a nerve with you?
Did you get kidnapped when you parents deserted you?
How sad, when they left I bet it hurt.
Didn't I see you on To Catch a Predator?
Go get your self a BJ from FOXY!!
At least I got friends, you have to make yourself PROXIES!!
If you had a face it would be a sad one
I'd bite off your frontal lobe if you had one!
I'm running the show!
But you're running the show poorly!
Can I offer you some WD40?
I'm sick of all you dumbass fans bragging, " Look at Me! I jumped on the FNAF bandwagon!"
By the end of the night, we'll have you crying for hours
That suit is lame, you should try one of ours!
Scream, Shriek, and Shout!
Don't hold back, let it out!
When you do, make it loud!
Now it's finally going down!
Slenderman, Freddy-Faz
You've both met your match!
TAKE A HIKE!!
WATCH YOUR BACK!!
We'll settle who is better with a Rap Battle!!
This might cross the line, but I'm not sorry
I went to Chuck E. Cheese for my birthday party!
I bet all you did was play in the ball pit!
Why, yes I did, and I FUCKING LOVED IT!!
Ooh, your breaking up, how anti-climatic!
I can barely hear you threw all of that static!!
Maybe you should get an update, you could use it
Your rhymes are predictable, like your movements!
And when it comes to jump scares, take a lesson!
Says the egghead with a blank expression
You're looking pretty pale, that's an understatement
Must be from all those years in your mother's basement!
Leave my mother out of this, say one more word, you'll die!!
Or maybe I'll just call up the Purple Guy!!
You'll never have my Charm
And you'll never match my Power
Let's see who can make the people scream louder!
Scream, Shriek, and Shout!
Don't hold back, let it out!
When you do, make it loud!
Now it's finally going down!
Slenderman, Freddy-Faz
You've both met your match!
TAKE A HIKE!!
WATCH YOUR BACK!!
We'll settle who is better with a Rap Battle!!
(I couldn't find the song to go with this but just look up Slenderman V.S. Freddy Fazebear by JT Machinima. It's Awesome! In my opinion Freddy totally killed it. You Rock Freddy, sorry not sorry Slendy. *smirks*)
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