Me: *morphed into Golden Foxy* arg! Where be th' night guard t'day?!

Freddy: you mean tonight? He won't be here until 12 am...

Me: *morphs back to self* your no fun Fredrick!

Freddy: ITS FREDDY! Wait... YOU CAN MORPH?!

Me: yes... that's why my name is MORPHINGSonic! That's why some people call me MORPHER!

Freddy:...

Foxy: I have a question fer ye'! How did you become why ye are?

Me: just read the story I have on Wattpad called 'The Story of MorphingSonic'! Warning you right now though... there's a little bit of Yaoi...! Heheheh...

Foxy: why ain't many people commentin' to this story...?

Me: idk... why aren't you guys asking the questions that we could answer? Why don't you guys dare us to do stupid things? You know what?! I have you two! *points to Freddy and Foxy and starts singing*

Foxy: ye needin' help... serious help...!

Random person: I think it's because of Foxy's accent!

Foxy: SHUT UP YE LANDLUBBER OR I'LL REMOVE YER FRONTAL LOBE!

Me: no need for another Bite of '87 Foxy!

Foxy: they be askin' fer it!

Me: NO! *smacks Foxy with random newspaper* BAD FOXY!

Foxy: ye be askin' te walk the plank!

Me: I hear voices in my head... *creepy smile on my face* and they're telling me to kill you...! *creepy laugh*

Foxy: JEEZUS!

Me: *morphs into cat seen above*

Freddy: you guys need help... serious help... all of you... Readers! Please! Give us questions or dares! We'll answer the questions and do the dares! As long as they're appropriate... but if you do... we might send a pic of your favorite animatronic! If we can... just send you question or dare along with your favorite animatronic! And if you want it drawn or just a real pic!

Foxy: or ye lose the frontal lobe!

Me: no you won't! Foxy will stay right here! Right Foxy...? *gives Foxy the evil eye*

Foxy: yes sir!