Me: sorry if I'm publishing these parts too fast for you to read and comment! But... ON WITH THE STORY!

I'm having a party at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. *to the time of the party*

Chica: I MADE PIZZAAAAAAA!

Me: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other-

Chica & W. Chica: PIZZA!

Golden Foxy: aye...

Lily: I love parties!

Marky, Felix, and Jacky Boy: ME TOO!

Markiplier, Pewdiepie, and Jacksepticeye: we're surrounded by killer robots!

Foofy: aye! We're animatronics! Not killer robots!

Old Foxy: that's right, Foofy! We be having a party so your safe for now!

Mark: for now?!

Pewds: DONT HURT ME STEVE!

Foxy: its Foxy! Not Steve!

Bonnie: and I'm Bonnie! Not Ruben!

Chica: its Chica! Not Ulsa!

Freddy: *looks around in confusion* are we missing someone?

Me: HELENA! AKI-CHAN! GET YOU BUTT OVER HERE! OR I WILL HAVE OLD WILLY STUFF RIN IN A SUIT!

Aki-chan (I called her Helena!): nooooo!

Sonic: sorry I'm fashionably late!

Me: Sonic~! It's a party! Not a fashion show!

Sonic: but he's wearing a pink dress! *points to Pewds*

Me: well he can wear that because he's Pewds! Your not Pewds!

Sonic: true... *takes off 'Swag' shirt and cool shades*

Do the Flop Guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

Everyone dances to Everybody Do the Flop.

After that......

Sonic: *hands me Mountain Dew for no reason whatsoever*

Me: *chugs Mountain Dew immediately and goes hyper from too much caffine*

Foxy: who gave 'em caffine?!

Sonic: *zooms off immediately*

Chica, Toy Chica, W. Chica, Phantom Chica, and Nightmare Chica: PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

5 hours of me-literally-bouncing-off-the-wall later...

Old Foxy, Foxy, W. Foxy, Phantom, Mangle, Phantom Mangle, Golden Foxy, and Nightmare Foxy: aye... never give him caffine ever again...! We need to drop the anchor on him...!

Old Foxy: I haven't seen anyone with that much caffine since th' first time Pirate's Cove Arcade became popular...!

Me: *passed out on table*

Golden Foxy: I'm going to put 'em in th' office...

Other animatronics: *also passed out*

*Present time*

Me: that's what happens when I have too much caffine!

Cinemasins: Role credits!

Me: when did u get here?! And... SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF HERE!