A plane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers and 3 parachutes. The first passenger, Justin Bieber, said "I'm amazing and famous and people will miss me if I die." He took the first parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger, Donald Trump, said "I am the newly elected president, and the smartest president America has ever had" he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third and fourth passengers were the Pope and a small schoolboy. The Pope said "I am old and my years numbered. You are young and have your life ahead of you. I will give my life to save yours." The schoolboy said "Your holiness, it is alright, you won't have to sacrifice yourself. There is still a parachute for you. America's smartest president just jumped out of a plane with my schoolbag."

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