(OK, so yesterday we had a supply for form period, and she was talking to us about how we could work alone or in Twos, she looked behind us and I did too, and saw 3 girls all huddled together, she then said 'looks like we have a threesome." And we died.

Then today we had science with another supply, he took someone's phone away and she asked how he knew. He simply and casually replied 'because no one looks at their crotch and smiles like that." And we all basically died....

Teachers people... Always question them...)