Don't ask me why I did this
And don't judge me on this...

But yeah....

Jeremy- smol cinnamon bun
Mike- pun Lord 2.0
Vincent- grape boy
Scott- mr ring ring
Fritz: a couch potato in its natural habitat
Boss- run
William- just nope
Pink girl/Jessica- kill list
Freddy- poop bear
Chica- duck
Bonnie- eyebrowless
Foxy- get some clothes
Puppet- FAK NU
Golden freddy- exotic butter bear
Toy chica- stripper
Toy Bonnie- drag queen
Toy freddy- barbie
Mangle- parts
Springtrap- NOPE
vincents second phone (for some reason)- unhealthy toast consumer
Group of souls- how did I get these numbers?
(Like the animatronics are normal)
Charles- drug addict