There are a few things I hate about going to  the beach with the guards....

Vincent checks me and the others out.
Fritz none stop eats.
Mike always has wet sand fights.
Jeremy is too manipulative because he's even cuter with no shirt on.
Scott is STILL DOING PAPERWORK AT THE BEACH! Seriously he needs a break....
Vincent plays a game he calls 'touch' which you can guess what that is with him.
I always end up dragging someone into the water.
Fritz will always be the one to catch a fish and he'll keep it and cook it later...

All of them stare at me gay or not since I'm the only girl!!!!!
Sorry if I'm toned and the only female!!

And yes I am writing this at the beach.... Yes it's February but here it's nice and warm....

I don't trust what Mike and Vincent are talking about..... That's all I have to say...