Asking for a pay rise leads to more work for the same amount of money! Day and night shifts! And duty to clean the toilets or any... fluids... that may appear in the office...

Seriously, guys, do it at home! For some unknown reason I'm always the one having to clean it up even when they made it! Ahem....

The place is hygienic... I promise... Just... Any liquids on the floor watch out... It's not always apple juice... 

The pizza isn't tampered with if you're mean... 

Everything is safe!

shhh you worried parent, that's juice a child threw at the animatronics. That's why it smells sweet and sour!...

We totally don't use the same water for a week most of the time... 

We are totally not broke...

That totally isn't a stolen Rolex or car or money.

What's with all the questions? it's perfectly ok.....

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SCOTT YOU HANDLE WITH THIS!*runs*