A/N:
This is your last chance. Don't read this if you ever thought my stuff is nice. If you ever thought I'm a reasonable person. If you ever chatted with me.
After this you won't be able to be my friend any longer.
Beware.
This is fucked up. Cursed. Nonsensical. I have written the worst thing imaginable. It involved my soul almost getting eaten.
I pin this all on liozengie
YOU WANTED THIS
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

Edit:
NOW SOMEONE FUCKING DREW FOR THIS SHIT. LISTEN, IT IS ONE THING TO CONSUME CRACK VIA THE EYES, IT IS ANOTHER THING TO GET OUT A PROGRAM WHILE AT IT AND DRAWING THE TRIP DOWN.
The picture is wonderfully hellish, fuck me-
Or please don't, I don't want mirror shards in my various bodyparts, I'm not Henry.
THANK YOU SO MUCH GoldenAngelshiplover!

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It was a fucking b00tyful day, a day that Henry planned to spend like always in front of his mirror. After he found out that death was meaningless in this world, he gave up on the joy of creation to find himself a new hobby.
Turns out there was only one thing in this world, interesting, fascinating, exciting, marvelous and all in all worth to spend time with: He himself.
So it was what he did! Now every surface except the ground was made out of mirror and he spend the day constantly pressing himself against a wall.
"You are gorgeous, Henry!" He purred as he stepped up to the mirror, just to blush at that sudden compliment.
"Ah... Henry, you sly fox, are you attempting to manipulate me?"
"Only if you would classify the art of seduction as manipulation... does it work, sweetheart?"
"More than you ever could imagine~"
The doorbell rung and he groaned and stepped out to open it. Who dared to interrupt his private time?
Oh, it WILLY THE DILLY! The... diddler... fucking whatever.
"The fuck do you want, my daddy-issue-having not friend?"
"I know I canonically see you as a father-figure, but I have daddy-issues anyway, so would you pls spank me daddy?"
"No, fuck off, I never loved you. I should not have removed your brain, maybe then you would leave me alone."
"You removed my brain? Dick move, but also kinda H O T ."
"Do not get any false ideas, I did it for myself, now piss off."
Quickly throwing the door close again, his eyes widened in surprise as he saw himself in the mirror behind it. "D-Did you see my outburst?! S-sorry, Henry, I am usually not that e-easily made angry, I do not know what it is-"
"Shhh... you are a sexy ass beast when you are angry, my irresistible sugarcube~"
He threw himself against his reflection in a moment of passion, ready to shed his clothes, but the FUCKING DOORBELL-
He opened and it was O R A N G E J U I C E.
"Heya, I'm a fucking MASOCHIST, would you mind springlocking me in a suit again and laughing at me?"
Henry handed him one of his emergency dragon dildo's and threw the door closed again.
"Damn it... if it would not take so much time of my day, I would kill them all so we can stay private~"
"Is it really their fault for wanting a piece of that smexy ass~?"
"Ohohohohoho, you know how to make a gal feel special, hm...?"
T H E
F U C K I N G
D O O R B E L L
It was de Chrome!
"If you or a loved one is currently diagnosed with kill yourself, then I could shove a pineapple right up your ass."
For a second Henry pondered that polite offer, but decided that he wanted to save himself for himself. "No, thank you a lot."
"No problem." Said the half human, before turning into a rocket ship and flying away.
His mirror image waited, already crossing his arms in jealousy. "You took awfully long to say no, Henhen..."
"Aww... u jelly?"
"How could I not be? Everyone wants you! The Fox draws fanart of him yiffing you! IT IS HORRIBLE!"
It was so KAWAII that Henry became a puddle of UWU on the ground.
"Henry-senpai-chan-sensai-san-sama-nee! STAND UP PLS! Flutters eyelashes and jiggles balls"
"YOUR SWEET VOICE RE-ERECTED ME ONI-HENRY-KAWAI-CHAN-TAMA-NEE-KAWAII!"
But before they could act on that, the doorbell became a tall, muscular and very naked dude.
"G'DAY MY DARLIN'! U WANT SUM FUK?"
BUT THY DOOR WAS KICKED DOWN BY NON OTHER THAN-----
THE PUPPET!
AKA DEE!
SHE STOOD TALL IN THE FRAME, READY TO-
"Wait, what did I want to do again?" She tilted her head in the usual spaghetti fashion and then turned around again. "Must have been unimportant."
WITH THAT NOTHING NO ONE STOOD BETWEEN HENRY'S AND HENRY'S MAKE-OUT-SESSION!
"HOLD ON, JUST A MINUTE!" Out of a puff of smoke THE REAL FREDBEAR appeared! "DID YOU SIGN THE CONTRACT THAT IT IS CONSENSUAL?!"
Henry rolled his eyes. "Feck off, yer m8, last tim I sew you, ya wanded me ta lick ya springgies!"
"I HAVE NOW BECOME A LAYWER!"
"No one is raping anyone-" Henry attempted to say, but Henry was crying on the floor.
"Y-you tried to rape me?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
"NO!!!!!11!!1!!!!!1!!!!1!!one!!!!"
Fredbear just shrugged his bearshoulders. Do bears have shoulders?
Yes, right? They have like... two... paws...?
"IF YOU DIDN'T SIGN THE CONTRACT, YOU'LL GOTTA GO TO JAIL, M8"
"A-away from MYYYYY HENRY?!"
"YOU WILL GO TO HENRY-JAIL."
"Oh, alrighty then."
They entered the HERNY JAII OF BAD DIDDLES and immediately Hunry was stunned by all the b00tiful inmates. Of course they weren't all animu-characters, but still all held the same beauty in Henry's eyes.
Outside were screaming fangirls, begging to be fucked by a twice as old, child-abducting psychopath, but hey, we don't kinkshame here.
HENRY COULD NOT BLAME THEM! HE WAS SURROUNDED BY PEACH-BOIS, LEFT AND RIGHT, IT MUST BE PARADISE, HE WANTED TO SING A SONG ABOUT HOW HIS ANACONDA WANTED ALL OF THAT BUN, HUN, BUT SADLY, THE BREATHTAKING APPEARANCE OF THEM ALL RENDERED HIM UNABLE TO SPEAK!
THERE WERE 8-BIT VERSIONS, REALISTIC VERSIONS, ANIME VERSIONS, IT WAS VERY MUCH ZIGOY, OR HOWEVER THE NERDS WOULD SAY IT!
Most of them appeard rather annoyed or dead, only one was seemingly actually disturbed.
Sliding into his DM's, like the nice day he was, Hurnty tipped his fedora at him, listening to him whisper.
"I will not ree, I will not ree, I will not ree, I will not-"
Finally noticing him, Henree jumped out of his chair. "STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
"Dafuq did I do wrong? Fucking bitch, no one gives nice guys a chance anymore, they don't want classy guys... I'm not like other girls who only care about make-up, you know??!!??!"
Panicked the guy for now and ever actually dubbed Henree looked around. "I would prefer to be back in the void with the demon-child and the vore-fanatic, just keep him away from me!"
Aw, but that would ruin the shipping!
"DEMON CHILD! GET ME OUT!"
Not until you got yiffed by the peach.
Yo, but why is the peach leaving you know?!
Herrrny my horrrny was back on his mission to find a mirror to fuck himself with, seeing as all his other versions were to homosexual to deal with him.
"Please, I cannot stand what you are doing to another version of me, the pain is too much! How will anyone ever be able to respect me again?!"
Shut up Henree, you know what you have to do, right?
"No! I would have done it otherwise, do you assume this torture is fun for me?!"
V O R E
R E A L I T Y
"NO! YOU SICK-"
If you don't vore reality, then one of your many version will literally fuck himself, turning you into the laughing stock of the entire fandom. People don't forget shit like this, you know?
"I have an option you could not have foreseen!"
What, I'm literally the god of this world-
"One of the gods." With that Henree jumped onto the table and began screaming as loud as he could. "DIRECT MY ERECT!"
Wait
OH NO!
NO!
"DIRECT MY ERECT!"
NO, STOP YOU'RE GONNA-
"DIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!"
Reality tore apart as the king of all doggos entered the scene.
He looked around in utter disgust, yet somewhat resigned. "Who is at fault for this bastardization of my creations?!"
Uh... here, listen, I can explain, I'm actually a huge fan-
"In that case, why have you done this abomination, if you don't feel contempt for what I stand for?"
For... the... banter...? Hehe, reference...?
The glowing beast looks this broken world with sad eyes. "Dayshift at Freddy's was more of a mistake than I could ever imagine."
Here, I'M SORRY, IT WAS MEANT FOR FUN-
"TO THE VOID WITH YOU! NO! That isn't enough. I will find your past self and banish it into the void, so you may never create this story!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Lastly, as everything began to collaps, the king turned towards Henree. "Were you the one screaming my name?"
"Sir, I am bound to the person you have just send into the void."
"That is punishment enough."
With a loud bark, the reality seized to be.
And Henry never got laid with himself.
:, c

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A/N:
Ah. So this is how I got into the void.
Neat.
.....
.........
.............
Are you expecting an explanation?
Well, fuck you then!
I told you not to read this.
I thought you trusted me.
But I guess it ends here.
*Jumps onto a potato and flies off* MAY I RETURN HERE... NEVERMORE!