Note: I thought about this idea from a cartoon. Hope you enjoy it.

Original Oneshot

Location: Y/n's House - Kitchen

Date: March 14, 1987

Time: 4:32 PM

~Y/n's Pov~

Y/n: Pigs in a blanket, nah. Frogs in a sleeping bag, nah.....Chicken in a bedpan.....*Stares into space* nah.

I'm at my own kitchen trying to find a recipe for my school's Recipe-Cook-Off and I'm not finding anything that will wow the judges and my friends. Whoever heard of a chicken in a bedpan. Why would they put that in a recipe? Anyway, the grand prize is a life-time supply of Gooey-Boy Muffin Cakes. Gooey-Boy Muffin Cakes! That will last me until Halloween. Where I will get more sweets. My sweet-tooth is really excited for this challenge. It's wants to dance.

Y/n: *Sighs* There's got be something I can bake for the competition. *Picks up another recipe card* Rattlesnake Gumbo, nah. Tuna Casserole....double no. "Granny Worrel's Blue Ribbon Surprise". That's sounds like a good one.

It says on the recipe card that you'll need 1 bag of Jellybeans, two handfuls of popcorn, 2 eggs, 5 strawberries, half a bag of pretzels, a bottle of mustard, and whole gallon of orange juice. Sounds like someone got arrested for poisoning people with this stuff. I know better than putting a bunch of food in the recipe in the wrong way. I been taught by a special something who's been teaching me how to cook and bake a bunch of food in perfect condition. In fact, she's been taking care of me ever since my parents passed away for unknown reasons. I even learned how to take care of myself and have a part-time job and own an apartment that's close to my school. It's a short walking distance, but it helps.

*Thump, Thump, Thump*

Y/n: Huh? Who's there?

I hear something coming in the kitchen. I swear I recognize the sound. I can hear it giggling. I feel like 'We're' not alone in this oneshot. Yes, I tend to break the fourth wall too. She's taught me that also. I suddenly got tackled by a blur of pink and she nuzzled my cheeks and started tickling me.

Y/n: *Laughs* Stop! I'm very ticklish!

???: I can't! You're too cute and I love to tickle you!

Y/n: No! Please! *Laughs uncontrollably*

After a few minutes of been tickled to death the pink tickle monster stopped. Until I realized that monster was my friend Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: Hey, Nonny!

Y/n: Hi, Pinkie!

Yep. Pinkie Pie is my caretaker. I got her as a gift on my 8th birthday. My parents found her at a local auction for a bargain. They said that she's an animatronic from an old pizzeria that got shut down. Her friends have gone missing and that made her sad and her hair became completely flat. But when she met me and I took care of her, her became poofy and we became very fast friends. She's like a sister to me and we had tons of fun. She taught me how to bake and learn some tricks she did with her friends. We felt like we inseparable, almost like we're like the same person. Until the day my parents disappeared without a trace. Pinkie decides to take care of me like I was her son and we're now living in our own apartment. I manage to get a part-time job at a local grocery store to help pay the rent while Pinkie got a job at a bakery. She learned how to turn human to blend in with the crowd without raising suspicion. When we got to bed, she snuggle up to me and we cuddle for the entire night. Despite being an animatronic, she's incredibly soft and cuddly, like a teddy bear.

Pinkie Pie: Whatcha doing, Nonny?

Y/n: Well, Pinkie. I'm trying to find a recipe for my school's cook-off, but I can't a good recipe that will wow the judges.

Pinkie Pie: Maybe I can help you.

Y/n: Are you sure Pinkie? It's a very tough competition.

Pinkie Pie: Yes! I'm a master of baking and I make the best cupcakes in the world!

It's true! Pinkie makes the best cupcake that you ever tasted. She even got a huge raise after she sold a baker's dozens of sales of her cupcakes. I am really impressed that she makes anything sweet and tasty. I guess that her programming was impressive.

Y/n: Well ok, Pinkie. Knock yourself out.

Pinkie: YAY!!!! *Hugs Y/n tightly* Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankysomuch!

Y/n: *Gasp* Pinkie *Gasp* AIR!

Pinkie: Oops! *heh heh* Sorry, Y/n.

Y/n: It's fine, Pinkie. Why do you want to help me win the cook-off?

Pinkie: 'Cause I love you, Silly!

She says that a lot. I love her a lot too. She's really cute and adorable, I couldn't stop looking at her baby blue eyes and her loving smile. I became her Special Somepony on Valentine's Day when I made her a special cupcake with a box that has class ring with a red heart gem on it. She exploded in pure joy and she kissed me on lips as a thank you. I instantly fell in love with her and we became an actual couple. I took her out for dates in her human form many times after that day.

Pinkie Pie: I got an idea!

Y/n: Really What?

Pinkie Pie: Why don't we make a pie! That always make a great food in bake sales.

I think a pie will be perfect for the cook-off. I look through my mom's old recipe tote for pies and after several minutes, we couldn't find anything interesting.

Y/n: That's good idea, Pinkie! It better than making a Baked Alaska. Because you remember the last time what happen after two guys tried get a piece of Alaska that they think it's actually 'Baked Alaska'.

Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah. I remember.

~We interrupt this Oneshot by Y/n L/n and Pinkie Pie with a flashback~

*Crunch Crunch Chruch*

Chuck: BOBBY! Come here! I can't find Alaska like this anymore. You got the Shovel?

Bobby: *Nods*

Chuck: Gimme the Shovel! You got the Bag?

Bobby: *Nods*

*Shovel the Alaska*

Chuck: Gimme the Bag! Bobby! We're sure to the win the Cook-Off now! Let's go down! Mush! Mush, Bobby!

~And now Back to Chalk Pie 101 with Y/n L/n and Pinkie Pie~

Y/n: I'm pretty sure "Baked Alaska" is actually fish from Alaska. Not a slab of dirt.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah. Everybody and Everypony knows that. Even I know that too.

Y/n: Yeah. You're the culinary expert. What kind of pie should we bake?

Pinkie Pie took some time to think about it and after some brainstorming a light bulb came out of her poofy hair.

Pinkie Pie: I got it! We should make a "Chalk Berry Pie"

Y/n: Huh? Chalk Berry Pie? What's that?

Pinkie Pie: It's a pie that's from a teacher rewards a student with good behavior and makes a pie from a chalkboard.

A teacher who makes a pie from a chalkboard to give a student with good behavior. That's more strange than the Blue Ribbon Surprise. But Pinkie Pie makes all sorts of crazy names for her creations. I don't want to hurt her feelings and say that her idea was bad. If Pinkie thinks it's a good idea, I go with it.

Y/n: Ok, Pinkie. Let's make this pie!

Pinkie: YAY!!!! I heard that 'They're Chalky Good!'

We started grabbing ingredients from the fridge and from the pantry and began making the pie. I brought a chalkboard from my room to the kitchen like Pinkie ask me to. She place the dough on the board and rolled the dough on it. I guess that's why they call it, "ChalkBerry Pie".

~Timeskip - 2 hours Later~

After we got the pies out of the oven we place them on the counter so they can cool off. I sure hope the judges don't get poison by the effects of the chalk board. It will break Pinkie's heart if that happens. Oh well, it will be better by tomorrow.

~Timeskip - The Next Morning~

Location: Y/n's School

Pinkie drove me to school to get ready for the cook-off. We grabbed the pies, went inside the school by the gym and place them in my designated table. Please don't ruin Pinkie's reputation. She helped me make these these pie to win the cook-off and I don't want to let her down.

Y/n's teacher: Well Y/n, I see that you and your sister made these delicious pies.

Y/n: We did, Mrs. Turner. Pinkie Pie came up with the idea and I help make them.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's called "ChalkBerry Pie"!

Mrs. Turner: Really? May I try a piece?

Y/n: Uh...sure.

I cut a slice of the pie and handed to my teacher. When she took a bite, I closed my eyes and waited for the bad review from her. But as I opened them, Mrs. Turner was delighted by the taste of the pie. My eyes widened and my jaw dropped in confusion. How is that possible? She should be spitting it out in disgust, but she's enjoying it.

Mrs. Turner: I say, Mr. L/n. This pie is really exquisite! All the judges should taste this delicacy!

After the good response. All the judges came to our table and everyone of them grabbed a slice of the Chalkberry pie.

Judge #1: It's delicious!

Judge #2: It's tasty!

Judge #3: It's Chalky Good!

Judge #1: I believe you two have won the cook-off! Both of you have won a life-time supply of Gooey-Boy Muffin Cakes! True Story!

Y/n and Pinkie: YAY!!! We Won!!!

We both hugged each other and dancing around like there's no tomorrow.

Pinkie. You're the greatest girl/marefriend I ever met.

~Final Timeskip~

We went home after the cook-off and we decide to celebrate at F/r (Favorite Restaurant) for all our hard work.

Y/n: Wow, Pinkie. I can't believe your idea really won the contest. I so proud of you!

Pinkie Pie: Your Welcome, Nonny! Here's your reward for all your hardwork.

I leaned into me and kissed me passionately and I kissed her back. I know she's an animatronic, but I never knew that her kisses are so sweet! I completely melted into the kiss. She tastes like a mixture of Bubblegum, Cotton Candy, and Laffy Taffy. I knew she was perfect for me.

Y/n: Pinkie...

Pinkie Pie: Yes, Nonny?

Y/n: Will you be my cupcake?

Pinkie's eyes widened and smiled happily. She felt like her happiness meter has gone from red to pink!

Pinkie Pie: YES YES YES! YES I WILL BE YOUR CUPCAKE!!!! WE'RE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER!!!!

Y/n: Yes, Yes we will 'Cupcake'.

She giggled at her new nickname. She kissed me again and I kissed back. I never felt so happy. We're going to have a bright future ahead of us.

*Knock, Knock, Knock*

Is someone at the door. Who could be at this hour. I opened the door to see 5 girls with happy expressions on their faces.

Pinkie Pie: Guys?

???: Pinkie Pie?

Pinkie Pie: My friends! I can't believe you're still alive!

I surprised to see that those girls are actually the missing animatronics from the pizzeria. They're Pinkie's friends.

???: Who's this, Pinkie?

Pinkie Pie: Oh! This is Y/n, my boy/coltfriend, Twilight. I took care of him when his parents have gone missing. We became a couple after we won a cook-off at his school with my homemade Chalkberry Pies.

Twilight: Wow! I'm glad you and your coltfriend won. I bet you two had a lot fun.

Y/n: We did! She's the best friend I ever had.

We invited her friends into our apartment. She introduce me to her friends, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy. They're really pretty in their human forms. I'm glad they manage to find Pinkie. She never felt happier than before. I had an idea that will last longer.

Y/n: So do you girls have a place to stay.

Rarity: I'm afraid we don't, darling. We've been in human form for long time since we lost her.

AppleJack: We managed to stay somewhere and we just kept going to find our friend.

Rainbow Dash: Lots of boys kept flirting with us and they won't even leave us alone. They just kept following us to go with them. We all knew what they meant.

Fluttershy: They will to hurt us if we fight back. We might accidentally turned back into aniamtronics and will sell us for scrap parts. So we got away as fast as we can.

Twilight: Then we notice that when you and Pinkie got together. Your love has given us a way-point to help us locate her. We thank you for taking care of her and we appreciate it.

Y/n: It's no problem. Why don't you girls stay here with us. You all went through all the danger just to find your best friend and I think you girls deserve a reward and a well good rest. I promise that we will be a perfect family and all of your troubles of your past will be a distant memory. What do you say?

Twilight thought about it for a minute as well as the others. They looked at each other and smiled. They nodded and said to me...

Girls: We Accept!

Pinkie Pie: YAY!!! We're a family again!

Y/n: Yeah! Now what do we say we head to F/r to celebrate this wonderful night?

All: We do!

We all went to Pinkie's Car and went on a night on the town. I say this is going to be the best night of my life. I got myself a girlfriend and 5 new sisters. My life could be anymore sweeter than this.

THE END

This oneshot is brought to you by Mr. Mufflin's Homemade Chalkberry Pies!

Mr. Mufflin: Heh heh ha ha! They're Chalky Good!