*at school meeting*

Teacher: When should we have open house?

Another teacher: hmm...well, open house for 7th graders is already on the 15th, so that leaves the 8th graders...

Another teacher: hmm...

Another teacher: this is hard...

Principle: I know! How about August 16th! :D

Teacher: ....

Another teacher 1: uh...well

Another teacher 2: that's uh...

The best idea ever!!!!! :D

Principle: then it's settled! August 16 it is *puts it on newsletter*

Another teacher 3: because letting the students meet the teachers at school and then let them meet and get introduced 5 hours later at open house; even though that's the point of open house, is genius!1!!!!11!!

8th graders: *facepalm* SMH

Yeah, let's go to school first AND THEN go to open house so we can learn about what we're gonna do at school even though we already just went right?

Fun fact: we're getting a new principal at my school, the person who wrote this newsletter.

I've never even met her and she's already goofed up. 10/10 best school gonna be a great school year

(Btw school pls don't sue me ;-;)