Hey (<----- part of the original chapter)

(One year later) so there used to be an author's note here about a book I was writing but now I deleted it, so I don't really have a use for this chapter. So um, yep.

Thanks for 105k. You guys rule.

*walks towards golden gate in heaven* (<----- was also originally part of this chapter)

*accidentally trips and falls*

*dies of nonexistent pain*

*God pitied me and decided I should be a cat and have 9 lives and be reborn again*