Today, I meant to express to my friends that was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite woman. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

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What up I wanna thank all of ya for reading and voting for my story😀

Also, I found my story in the humor section of Wattpad. It took a lot of swiping, but I still found it and just wanna hug you allllllll except I always feel uncomfortable when someone hugs me😐

Anyways, I just want to say thank you to all of you peeps and also note that we are nearing 10k woo hoo!

Now I tip my hat to you good sir/madam and make my leave now. Bye👋🏼 (well doesn't that hand bring back memories...)

*starts walking towards the door*

*slams into wall instead*

*dies of concussion*