"Hey wait a minute! You're supposed to be wearing my headband as a headband not some ponytail! You jerk! Fix it!!" The blond jumped startled by sudden unfamiliar voice evading his room. It was squeaky and high pitched like some kind of dog toy.

"What the hell?!" He shouted after noticing what the voice belonged to. The floating green object looked him up and down, judging him.

"Eh? I have to serve some Brat? Ugh. This is the worst. Listen up worm, I'm Envy a sin and The second strongest of the 7 Miraculous. So don't expect me to listen to you."

"What do you mean serve?"

"Eh? Is your brain as small as your height? Your wearing my headband. Well. Barely. Anyways you summoned me to appear once you thought it was a good idea to use a headband as a hair tie. I mean really you couldn't have found anything else? A rubber band, or you know. A pair of scissors."

"IM NOT SHORT!" Edward grabbed the lizard and squeezed Envy as he struggled and biting Edwards hand in response only to notice his flesh was hard as steel. His jaw ached "Ha! And your supposed to be the second strongest."
Envy struggles.

"You idiot! Let go!" Edward loosens his grip and puts Envy in a jar. "Hey!"

"Why are you here?"

"Tsk. I appear when someone puts on my Miraculous, that headband. Then I serve you. I can give you powers when you say "Envy, Clone Me" and then do a weird dance move. I have the ability to change your appearance and voice to anything you want and my special "parasite" allows you to control one person nearby for a limited time. Happy you dumbass?"

"What's the dance move?" Edwards questioned. Although he had his doubts.

"Let me out first Brat."

"Why should I?" Edward picks up the jar and threatens to shake it.

"Because if you don't, Then you won't be able to get the powers because I'll be stuck in here!" Envy chews on the glass. Edward thinks for a bit before opening the jar.

"Loser." Envy pulls on his eye and sticks out his tongue. "I'll tell you when you deserve it...err. Whatever the hell your name is."

"Hey! It's Edward and you better remember that!"

"Please, like I'd forget. Ah?" Envy hid in some blankets. Edward looked confused.

"Brother? Who are you talking to?" Envy peeked out of the sheets. Alphonse opened the door to there shared bedroom.

"There's a talking lizard in my bed..." Edward grouched.

"Fear me you wretched worms!"

"Ah! It's so cute!"

"Wait a minute you...your the Elric brothers. How the hell did I end up with you? You can die for all I care." Envy grouched.

"Can we keep him, please big brother?" Alphonse gently stroked Envy on the head despite Envy trying to bite him.

"I'm not a pet! I'm a sin get it right. Didn't you hear me you can die! Take off my Miraculous right now!"

"We can keep him. Envy, Clone Me!"

"Hey wait a min-" Envy is sucked in the headband and Edward transforms having a new outfit and something done to his hair.

"Whoa!" The brothers said in unison.

"Big brother you look so cool!"

"I didn't even know the dance."

"There's a dance?"

"Yeah. Supposedly." Edward examined himself. "Al. It looks like I'm wearing a onesie. And it's not even red or black."

"At least it doesn't cover your automail."

"That's true. Envy where are you?" There was no response. "Envy? Damn I'm going to be late meeting Roy mustang. "

"Ed shouldn't you take that off first?" Alphonse tilted his head. Edward nods and tries to take it off but it won't budge.

"It's stuck! Just go in my place."

"Are you sure?"

"Tell him I got sick or something."

"Alright. See you later." Alphonse left the house. Edward sat on his bed but it almost immediately broke with a loud crash and Edward fell on the floor.

"What the hell?" A strange device on his side started to ring. He picked it up. It showed coordinates of something moving. "Odd." he decided to check it out. As he decided to move closer to his destination. something was off. Not the fact that he seemed super human to whatever he touched but the fact that it lead him to a dark alleyway. "Hello?"

"Hello?" His voice echoed back. "Hello? Hello? Hello?" As Edward gotten further into the alleyway a parrot flew in site. A rather large parrot that is. It screeched. "Give me the Miraculous " it said in a different voice and lunged it's beak towards Edward neck before the bird was pulled by its tail and smacked against a wall violently.

"You alright?" The voice belonged to a girl. She kinda looked like winry but winry doesn't wear a black onesie with red stripes and a mask.

"Yeah." Edward noted that her onesie looked cooler than his than his onesie became identical to hers.

"Listen shorty, don't make a lot of noise and follow me."

"Who are you calling short you...you...Who are you?"

"I'm Avarice. You?"

"Ah? Err..."

"Jealous I'm assuming."

"How did you know?"

"Your outfit is identical to mine."

"No its-"

"Keep the noise down. Do you not listen?"

Edward looked at his outfit and saw she was right. It was completely identical to hers. Edward growled and followed her.

"I'm guessing you're new at this, Jealous." The two finally stop somewhere.

"How do you know?"

"It's obvious, plus you didn't even turn your tracker off so they know where you are. Quite risky for me but I can't say no to what I want and I wanted to meet you." Avarice took jealous device.

"Hey!" Avarice turned off the tracking on the device and gave it back.

"They can't find you now."

"Who?"

"Father."

"Who is Father?"

"He's the one responsible for that overgrown parrot. But I tracked him down before he got to you so I can lure you to me instead. You're quite lucky, Jealous. He also wants to take all the Miraculous and use it for himself."

"So that's why he's after us?"

"No. He's after you. Incoming." A chimera shows up attacking Edward. It bites Jealous arm only to realize it wasn't made of flesh. His arm became a sword and cut at the animal.

"Looks like you can handle yourself, Jealous. I'm surprised. Don't you dare break that automail or you will be in worse trouble." Edward thought of her words. It reminded him of Winry. She would surely kill him if his automail broke. There is no way Avarice could be her. They don't even wear the same colors and Avarice is more Badass. The more he thought about Avarice his face became deeper in color.

..........................

"Pride. It seems someone found Envy before us." Father sits at his chair with the sin pride at his side.

"It seems like that indeed. Should I try to get him back father?" Pride sat on father's shoulder curled in his baby form with the nipple on his forehead.

"No. That would be too risky if they saw you and what you can do."

"Of course."

"Father~ how about the stones?" Lust floated fidgeting about.

"Lust my dear, what are you thinking?"

"To provide fake or corrupted stones to people who lack and make them get envy for us."

"What about greed? He betrayed us." Pride questions.

"Greed hasn't been located yet. Once he appears we will set him straight."
................

"God what a day." Edward lay at home on his bed. Envy sat on Edward's shoulder.

"Feed me."

"Huh?"

"FEED ME YOU IDIOT!" Envy began to chew on Edwards' ear with his sharp teeth. Edward tried to pull envy off without getting several piercings.

"Alright alright, let go! What do you want?" Edward sat up wincing at his throbbing earlobe. Envy let go.

"First you use me blindly, almost get caught of your identity, then develop a crush on my worst enemy, AND YOU DON'T THINK
I NEED TO REFUEL YOU ASSHOLE? JUST DIE. And while your at it, get me a Strawberry."

"You know them?"

"I'm not telling you anything." Edward sighed. He couldn't get the thought of that girl out of his head. Her blond hair and eyes filled with an ocean waiting to pull him from the shore the moment he looked away. Who was she exactly?

Who was he exactly? Winry walked through the front door. Greed peeked out from her bra.

"What did you think doll face? Would you like to go for another ride?" Winry looked down at the mouse with a middle finger tail curled against his underbelly.

"I'm good for now." Winry headed to her workbench and pulled out a bottle of wine and poured it in a small dish to drink. Greed jumped out of her boobs and gulped down the dish.

"Thanks doll." he wiped his face with his arm. She began to work on her new automail project for Edward. Sure, she liked him but she knew he would never like him back. She kept pictures of him from when they were kids around her station. She also kept articles about him from newspapers keeping details of the military. That boy, Jealous, Kind of reminded her of him. But they could never be the same person. Sure they were both stubborn but Edward was smart, kind, and tries to take the lead. Jealous is newb, and shy, and can't stand up for himself. Maybe that's why he envies others. Greed curled up and fell asleep. She stayed up putting things together only to tear them apart and repeat. Her eyes felt heavy and exhausted. She fought against the lack of sleep until enough is enough. She dreamed of jealous all night.