A/N: lol it's not a Bayonetta song. I like it.....hush.
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Luka stretched his arms lazily, finally forcing his legs to get out of the large bed he shared with the raven haired witch. Padding over to his closet, he pulled out a white cotton shirt and put it on, sighing contently. A pang of hunger raced through him as he pulled on some boxers and slowly trudged his way to his desk near the left wall of the room.
It was a shame Bayonetta didn't have enough mercy in her to at least let him eat breakfast. This Dia character did sound concerning, as the confusion he had traced in her voice for only a second was burned into his mind.
Reaching for one of the heavy textbooks on the upper shelf, dust rained down on the unfortunate Luka, and he sputtered for a second, gathering his bearings.
"How long ago did I write in this?" He asked himself and the empty room around him. Opening the faded cover, he traced his finger over the Enochian gold lettering, finding the words marked 'Dia'. Eventually, he found what he was looking for. 
Flipping to the page, his quick eyes scanned the words for important information. He opened up a small notebook and reached into a drawer on the desk, pulling out a pen. With each new clue, he jotted it down as a bullet point on the cracked notebook.
After awhile, it grew to the point where it became harder and harder to find information about this mysterious angel.
Sighing, Luka ran a hand through his hair and pushed his glasses up back onto his nose, picking up the notebook and waving it in the air.
"Whoever you are, you certainly don't want to be found."
The door creaked open and the scent of pancakes flooded his senses, and Bayonetta appeared.
"Find anything?" She asked, sliding over to the desk and setting down the plate of pancakes in one swift motion. Luka set down the notepad and passed it down over to her, grabbing one of the pancakes and wolfing it down before he was onto the next one.
Bayonetta gave him a content smirk before picking up the notepad and reading the bullet points he marked on it.
Dia- Hero of the Lower class Angels
•When two high ranking deities are defeated, 'she' appears.
•Said to be very persuasive, controlling her subjects with the two red rhinestones in her eye sockets.
•Classified as extraordinarily beautiful, rivaling that of an Umbra Witch.
•Basically called the 'mother' of the Angels. Her favorites are those grunts I see Bayonetta fight all the time.
The list went on to rambling, and much less notes from that point on. Bayonetta looked up, and said, "She certainly can't be more beautiful than I, can she?"
Luka paused, mid way through finished what seemed to be his third pancake. "Technically, I don't even know if Dia is a girl. Angels are always classified as 'it'," Luka replied with a casual wave.
"My father wasn't an 'it'."
"You're father was a Lumen Sage, and most of those are male." He reached for her hands and swiped the notebook away from her.
Bayonetta smiled and leaned down to kiss him on the cheek lightly before pulling away. "When your ready to say good morning to Jeanne, please look presentable at least."
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A/N: I've got no excuse. I have been testing sites like Archive of Our Own(Ao3) and Fanfiction.net(FF.net) where I'll be posting mixed content, like Star Wars and Splatoon. A new Romanogers story will be cross posted on here and either Ao3 or FF.net, I haven't decided. But this story will be a Wattpad exclusive, and so will the other stories on here too. So don't worry ;3.
To find me on FF.net and Ao3, just type in RedWind. My FF.net profile picture is I remember to be Indom, and the A03 one might still be a Charmander, I may have changed it.
Okay so it turns out the links to those pages are now in my bio so you can go click on those :3

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