A/N: took me ages to find the song :/
Also, at the time of writing this, I have hurt my thumb, am at a freezing cold swim meet, and getting ready for finals. Life sucks, for me....and everyone else.
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Looking as disheveled as ever, Luka dropped off the two witches bounty and headed for his shared room with Bayonetta. He let out a groan and stretched his arms, shaking his head.
"About damn time you showed up Cheshire. Don't you know it's rude to let a women waiting?" A sultry voice asked, ringing from behind him as he closed the door.
Grey eyes flashed blue in the darkness as he let out a shriek and she smirked.
The witch could not be in a more..compromising position, just for him.
Her suit was left to only cover her valuables, and a gloved hand laid strew across her thigh. Bayonetta's eyes sparkled with unsaid words, as a smile peaked the edges of her lips.
"Oh god," he breathed, backing up a bit, perspiration gathering on his forehead.
"Oh come now Cheshire. I never said you couldn't touch," she cooed as she leaned up, beckoning him with a tentative finger. Luka gulped and followed the alluring gaze of his loved, reaching behind her back to grasp it once he got close.
He pulled her over him as he settled onto the bed, his fully clothed body against her almost naked one. She licked her dry lips, and Luka sucked in a breath.
"What do you want from me Cerezita?"
She nipped the column of his throat in response.
He gasped,"You're usually not so-" he sucked in a moan as she interrupted him. "Attentive."
Bayonetta decided  to have mercy on him, if kissing everywhere on his face but his lips could even be called mercy.
"It is a crime to worship my Cheshire after he's done my bidding throughout the entire day?"
"Cerezita..."
Her lips finally connected to his to hush him up. Luka groaned into her mouth as he came to push her down against the bed this time, dominating easily.
He nipped at her lower lip feverishly, savoring the noises she made at every right tug or caress on her body.
When they broke apart, her hand was up his shirt and was getting ready to remove it.
"There he is, ready to greet me and everything," Bayonetta purred, pushing up his falling glasses as both fell into synch with their breaths.
"What do you want?" Luka asked once more, sucking a mark into her neck and drawing out a mewl from the women under him.
"I need to ask...ah...who a mysterious goddess is...," she moaned as his fingers traveled lower.
"Cheating on me now? Isn't that something you would say Bayonetta?" He questioned, smirking to himself.
The raven haired witch arched her back with another gasp of pleasure, digging her nails into his chest.
"I..need..you..to..ah..find..information...on..Dia."
He watched as more and more of her suit revealed soft skin to him along her belly, and he dived right into torturing her down there as well.
"I'll think about it."
She hissed and finally removed his shirt, now letting her stray hands create crescent moons into his back as he removed the last bits of clothing from himself as well.
~X~
The next morning, both were equally naked and equally spent, a tangled mass of limbs and sheets. Luka had eventually rolled over so he was spooning behind her, the witches long hair tickling his nose as he awoke.
His softly kissed her neck, he cheeks, even the tip of her nose before she murmured,"Good morning Luka."
He stifled a chuckle and gave his welcome too, rubbing her bare stomach with gentle hands.
"You're too good for me, you know that?" She said, pressing into him more to stay warm.
"Yeah, I know." 
A lazy swat to the chest came soon after. 
"You gonna look up something about Dia while Jeanne and I make breakfast?"
He gave her a sly look, trapping her to his body with those hands if his.
"Is that why you charmed me into your bed? It wasn't about repaying me at all. Maybe I should trap you here and never let go."
Bayonetta sighed with content, but regretfully had to pry his hands off of her. She padded around the room, stark naked and all, until she found her closet.
"As much as I wanted you to believe that Cheshire, at least some of it was to please you."
When she stepped out, a loose green t shirt and baggy pajama pants hung on her frame.
Luka grinned appreciatively and swatted her butt when she got too close.
The Umbran let out a gasp and exaggerated her fall into his lap. She kissed him on the lips briefly before slaughtering off out of the room with a little swing in her hips.
Luka stretched his sore arms and smiled, staring at a mountain of books on his desk.
"Journalism waits for nobody I suppose."
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A/N: so due to my thumb, I had someone else help me write this. The beginning, end, and the two A/N things are what I had written before I got hurt, the little 'Bayonetta seduces him' was not written by me. I will not name they who helped me, but I will say thanks for being so patient.
 

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