@CourtneyGrasser Since you wanted Lollipop to be (somewhat) canon, I give you:  *Dramatically drumrolls*

THE NINJA AT A FALL FAIR!!!  😸

(I'll be making an appearance just so this makes sense, but then I'll probably be abandoning the ninja for the rest of the story.)  😈

But first:

https://youtu.be/Cvw128Ag3vk

There, I think that we all needed to see that.  Again...  😜

Now, on with the story!

*A portal suddenly opens up in our world, and the ninja fall out, screaming*

"NOT AGAAAAAAAIN!!!"

A cloud of dust billows up around them as they land on the ground.

"Where are we this time?  AND WHY AM I SEEING DOUBLE?!!"  Jay screams.

Kai helpfully bonks him in the back of the head, and Jay's eyes uncross.  "Thanks."

Kai grunts and picks himself up, brushing off the dirt from his gi.  Then he looks at his..  Hands..?  He shrieks in horror.  "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CLAMPS?!!"

"I would also like to know where we are at this present moment in time."  Zane states, ignoring Kai's terror over yet another redesign.  Zane looks around suspiciously.  "I sense the presence of someone familiar..."

An easily recognizable yowl pierces the air, and the ninja's expressions turn to horror.

"Oh, no.  Not her again..!"  Lloyd mutters, then yelps as a brunette blur tackles him.

"Gotcha, Green Bean!"

"Vocal and acoustic analysis indicates that that's the Kat that sent us to be hunted by the feral bee goddess, Neith."  Zane drones.

Lloyd gives Kat a skeptical glance, sizing her up.  "..You're shorter than I thought you'd be."  He says at last.

Kat punches him in the arm roughly and glares at him.  "Curse you, child.  I'm fun size."

"Why'd you bring us here?!!"  Jay interrupts.  Then he pauses.  "Man, you are short..." 

"I'M ONLY SLIGHTLY SHORTER THAN AVERAGE!!!"  Kat roars out powerfully.  "I WAS GOING TO LET YOU HAVE SOME FUN HERE, BUT I'M BEGINNING TO RAPIDLY CHANGE MY MIND ON THE MATTER!!!"

Lloyd perks up.  "Fun?"

 Kat rolls her eyes and sighs.  "Kids..."

Lloyd stomps his foot childishly.  "How dare you!  I'm an adult!!!"

"Not mentally, you're not."

Jay cackles.  "She's got you there!"

"THAT'S IT!!!  I'm taking your latest Starfarer comic!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"How do they all live with each other?"  Kat mutters.  "HEY!!!  PAY ATTENTION!!!"  

Lloyd abruptly stops pulling Jay's hair, and they both freeze.

"I brought you all here, and I have the power to remove you again, not that that should terrify you in any way.  You know, with me having full control over your lives or anything."  Kat smiles sweetly.

"Wait-"  Cole begins.

"-Never mind, it doesn't matter.  I just thought that you might want to hang out at an Autumn fair here, instead of nearly getting yourselves killed every week, like back in Ninjago."

"How'd she know?"  Kai whispers to Nya in amazement.  

His sister shrugs.  "I don't know.  She must be a sorceress or something."

"Where is here, exactly?"  Cole ventures to ask.

Kat feigns indifference.  "I don't see why that matters, but it's a magical and mystical place called: Wattpad."  Here, she fans out her hands and smirks.  "You don't need to know where or what that is.  It just is.  You're going to have to deal with this sort of occurrence a lot more from this point onward, I'm afraid." 

"It appears to be safe enough."  Zane offers hesitantly.

Kat snorts in wicked amusement, then quickly composes herself.  "Oh, yes.  Absolutely.  No doubt about that.  For sure."  She coughs delicately.  "Now go forth and cause chaos, my minions!"  She runs off to the chicken barn, never looking back.  "I'M COMING, MY BABIES!!!"

"I believe that she just abandoned us to our fates."  Zane beeps sadly.

Lloyd does a double take.  "Oooohh, PONIES!!!"  He squeals with delight.  "Kai, Nya, can we go there first?  Please?!!"

"Well, I-"

"YAAAY!!!"  Lloyd grabs holds of them both and drags them over to the equines.

Zane wanders over to the educational exhibits, and Jay and Cole go to compete in the singing competition.  (Yes, believe it or not, it's a thing around here, apparently.)

-Le time skip-

After Cole ruins the singing competition, Jay rewires the entire event's sound system, and Zane lectures a crowd of sobbing individuals on their poor outdated technology, they go to find the other half of their team.

No surprise, they'll still at the ponies.

Small surprise, Lloyd is feeding one candy.

Bigger surprise, it has his name on a piece of paper on its back.

HUGE surprise, it's coming home with them. 

"WHAT?!!  How'd Lloyd manage to win a pony?!!"  Jay gapes at it as it serenely sucks on a lollipop, its eyes lidded in barely-contained glee.

"They thought I'd make a great owner for it, of course!"  Lloyd pets it and sighs happily.

"What's the real reason?"  Cole murmurs to the Smith siblings.

"He said he'd commit arson on every building here, unleash the full force of his powers, and go full-on oni mode if they ever dared to oppose him or stop him in any way."  Nya lowers her head in embarrassment when a couple of men shoot the team dirty looks, most of them aimed at Lloyd.

"Yep.  That's Lloyd for you."  Kai states proudly. 

"SHUT UP, KAI!!!  YOU'RE HELPING HIM CLEAN UP AFTER IT!!!"

Kai salutes cheekily.  "Yes, Ma'am!"

"I'm gonna name him Lollipop!"  Lloyd announces.

"When we said we'd get you a pet, Lloyd, we were thinking something easier to take care of.  Maybe a goldfish or-"  Nya becomes silent when Lloyd's eyes glow a threatening purple.  "-On the other hand, I'm sure that you two are a great match."  She finishes hurriedly.

"DO YOU HEAR THAT, LOLLIPOP?!!  YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH US!!!"  Lloyd shrieks with delight.

In the chicken barn, Kat cackles and waves her hand, causing a portal to open up directly underneath the ninja.  "Have fun, Luh-Lloyd!"

-Back in Ninjago-

About two hours after the team arrive home, Lloyd throws open the door leading to the Hero Lounge.  (Copyright Jay.)

"GUYS, LOLLIPOP'S BEEN GOING FOR EVERYTHING GREEN!!!  HE'S ALREADY STRIPPED MY WALLPAPER AND MY BED, AND HE'S EATEN ALL OF MY CUSTOM GREEN NINJA MINIFIGS!!!  I THINK HE'S COMING FOR ME NEXT!!!"

"That's not our problem."

"Yeah, have fun, Lloydie."

"Serves you right."

A threatening whinny sounds from the holy sanctum of Lloyd's room, and he screams as his pony slowly canters towards him, a demonic red glint in its eyes.

"EVERYBODY PANIC!!!"  The Green Ninja wails, then runs out of the monastery in fear, his pony giving chase.

"HELP MEEEEE!!!"

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