"Man, I wish the Day of the Departed would roll around sooner."  Kai grumbles.

"DON'T SAY WISH!!!"  Jay and Nya both yell in unison, but too late.  A very familiar face suddenly pops up, along with the rest of his weirdly-floating body.

"Deed someone say weesh?"  Nadakhan, one of the many four-armed creeps of Ninjago and its Realms, asks evilly.

"NO!!!"  Nya yells.

"GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, FOUL DEMON PRINCE!!!"  Jay shrieks, swatting at him with a flyswatter.

"NO!!!  A FLYSWATTER, MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS!!!"  Nadakhan screams fearfully.  "KEEP IT AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!!"

"HAHAA!!!"  Jay hollers back.  "Then leave this fair Realm and its inhabitants in peace, strange creature, afore I sic-"

Nya coughs.

"Uh..  AFORE I BOMBARD THEE WITH MANY PUMPKINS!!!"

"NAY, MY GOOD SIR!  FOR I FEAR MEMBERS OF THE SQUASH GENUS EVER GREATER THAN I FEAR FLYSWATTERS!!!"

"HUZZAH!!!"  Jay shouts.  He and Nya slam a pumpkin onto the Djinn prince's head.

Nadakhan sobs wretchedly.  "Aye, 'tis a cruel twist of fate that has lead my fancy ponytailed head to be besmirched by a pair of unruly adolescents.  Fie on you, wicked children!!!"  He poofs away, and Jay and Nya high-five each other.

"WE'RE SO AMAZING!!!"

"YEAH!!!"

Kai blinks at them.  "WHAT IN THE CURSED REALM JUST HAPPENED HERE?!!!!"

"We just saved your life, again, that's what."

"Oh, okay.  That makes sense, I guess..."

"Nothing in this Realm makes sense anymore."

"I LOVE LIVING HERE!!!"

"WOOHOOOOOOO!!!"

Psycho Jaya.  What next?  >:)

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