*absolute Wolfstar fluff. like, one sentence of Jily*

"Pads," Remus glared at Sirius, who was currently complaining about the height difference between them. "It really doesn't matter."

"Moons," Sirius mimicked Remus' voice, annoyed that he couldn't see the importance of their height difference. "Of course it does!"

"How?"

"The tall one in the relationship is the more dominant one who protects the small one," Sirius said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"First of all," Remus cleared his throat, prepare to preach. "That's not how it works. At all. The taller one can be more submissive than the shorter one. The shorter one can be more protective of the taller one than the taller one is of the smaller one. That is just a generalization that stupid, bloody books and films try to advertise!"

"Moons-"

"In our relationship, who is more protective?" He questioned, glaring slightly. "Oh, that's right. It's you!"

"Rem-"

"In our relationship, who is more dominative?" He questioned again.

"Actually," Sirius smirked. "That's you."

"Ugh!" Remus threw his hands into the air. "That's besides the point!"

"I really don't think it is!"

Remus just glared at him.

"Let me guess," Sirius sighed. "It's just a generalization?"

"Exactly!" Remus nodded his head in confirmation. "You shouldn't try to define our relationship because some idiot Ravenclaw called you the weaker one."

"You're right."

"And even if the Ravenclaw was right," he intertwined their fingers. "That wouldn't be that bad, right?"

"Eh," Sirius faked indecision. "S'up for debate."

Remus glared at him. He seemed to be doing that a lot recently.

"Okay, okay," Sirius relented. "It wouldn't be that bad, I suppose."

Remus used their intertwined hands to pull Sirius closer to him, bending down so he could rest their foreheads together. "And besides," Remus raised his head slightly and placed a kiss on Sirius' forehead. "If you were taller, I wouldn't be able to do that."

"Mhm," Sirius mumbles contently. "Fair point."

"I know."

"But," Sirius began, smirking slightly. "I think we can both agree I'm the more attractive one in this relationship."

"Oh," Remus untangled himself from his boyfriend, a glimmer of mischievousness in his eyes. "That's obviously not true."

"Oh, is that right?"

"Tall is the new sexy, after all."

"Oh-ho-ho," Sirius said, glaring up at Remus. "That almost crosses a line."

"Almost."

"But..."

"But what?"

"But we both know that people find my luscious hair and clean skin much more attractive."

"I'd suggest you run." Remus said, feeling no real anger, but remembering the aftermath of the last conversation they had that was like this. The outcome was more than desirable.

"I'd take that suggestion." Sirius responded, filled with glee. The last time something like this happened, the results were very pleasurable.

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James and Lily sighed as Sirius clambered up the oak tree on which they were currently leaning. Sirius cackled gleefully as Remus ran after him and attempted to grab his shoe. He managed to catch the ends of the laces and pulled it completely off Sirius' foot.

"Sirius!"

"Yes, babe?"

"Get down from there!" Remus threw the shoe at him and snickered when Sirius moaned in pain. The shoe had hit him in a less than preferable spot.

"No way!" He choked out, grabbing his crotch in pain.

"I will call the police."

"Go ahead," Sirius said, removing one of his hands from his groin and waving wildly. "I'll fight them!"

"Okay," Remus mumbled to himself,  wishing his boyfriend would just come out of the tree the same way he came out of the closet: eagerly and destructively. But, that's a story for another time. He grabbed a container out of his jacket pocket, which was enchanted to be larger on the inside, and hollered up at Sirius again. "I have cookies!"

Sirius was out of the tree and grabbing the cookies from Remus alarmingly quickly. He grabbed three cookies and shoved them into his mouth. He chewed happily, a satisfied smile making its way into his face.

After he swallowed, he grabbed a couple more cookies and turned to Remus. "You know I would've fought them, right?"

Remus grabbed his slightly shorter boyfriend into a hug, a smile lighting up his features as Sirius nuzzled into his neck. "I know you would, babe," he tightened his grip around Sirius. "I know you would."

Sirius pulled his head away from Remus' neck and looked into his captivating hazel eyes. "You're right," he pressed a quick kiss to Remus' chin. "You are the more attractive one in this relationship."

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So, this one feels slightly cringey and choppy to me, but I decided to post it anyway.
Anywho, thoughts? Was it good? Great? Bad? Terrible? Let me know!
I take all criticism, suggestions, and requests. That's all for now.
-Jamie