{a lil bit of wolfstar and jily}

Remus Lupin looked through his closet, slightly confused as to why his two favorite jumpers were missing. He knew he had hung them up yesterday after he washed them. So, where were they now?

"JAMES ELIZABETH POTTER!" Lily's angry voice boomed throughout the dormitory, successfully bringing Remus' attention away from his closet.

"That's not my middle name." James' meek voice mumbled softly, obviously not daring to raise his voice at the already irked Lily Evans.

"JAMES THADDEUS POTTER!"

"Still not my middle name."

"JAMES CASSIOPEIA POTTER!"

"Harold. My middle name is Harold."

"JAMES HAROLD POTTER!"

Remus stepped behind Lily. "What did he do this time, love?" He questioned, well aware that this was, most likely, entirely James' fault.

"Why don't you tell him what you did, Potter?" Lily practically sneered in James' direction. James whimpered slightly.

That's when Sirius bounded in. "Oh, it was a truly glorious sight, Moony babe," he smirked.

"What the bloody hell just happened?" Peter, who had entered the dormitory just slightly after Sirius, questioned.

"That's what I want to know, Wormy," Remus nodded in agreement and slight confusion.

"James," Sirius cackled. "Spilled pumpkin juice all over Lily in the great hall, making her white dress shirt see through."

"You didn't," Remus looked at James, a disbelieving look in his eye.

"It was an accident!" James all but yelled.

"Yeah," Sirius snickered, "an 'accident' that just so happened to occur that same day Lily Flower decided to wear that lacy black bra." In about four seconds, Lily had Sirius pinned to the ground with her arm to his throat.

"Speak of that again," she snarled and pressed down further on his throat, making him gag and gasp. "I will not hesitate to murder you in cold blood." He nodded as best he could and Lily released him.

"For the love of Merlin, woman," Sirius coughed out, "how did you get so strong?"

"I work out," she shrugged. James laughed nervously and shot a weary glance at Lily. She sighed. "If you leave right now and don't speak to me for the rest of the day, I will be calm enough to forgive tomorrow."

"Love you," he rushed out and ran out the dormitory door. Lily rubbed her temples wearily and pulled a jumper out of her enlarged pocket. She pulled it over her see through shirt and flopped down on James' bed.

"Wait," Remus eyes Lily's jumper carefully. "Lily, where did you get that jumper?"

"Sirius," she shrugged nonchalantly and pointed to Sirius who had just pulled on a similar looking jumper. "He wanted to twin with his 'girlfriend' today." She explained, using finger quotes around "girlfriend".

"But," Remus ran his nimble fingers through his brown curls. "You two aren't dating."

"Wow, Remus," Sirius sighed and shook his head condescendingly. "Girlfriend is a hip muggle slang word that means best female friend. Right, Lily Flower?"

"Right," Lily smiled and winked discreetly as Remus.

Remus chuckled slightly. "I'm all for you two girlfriends twinning, or whatever it's called, but I'd prefer you'd not do it with my jumpers."

"But your jumpers are so comfortable," Sirius and Lily whined in unison.

Remus just glared. "Can I have my jumpers back?"

"No," they smiled innocently. Sirius strutted over to the door and opened it with a flourish.

"Shall we show Hogwarts our glorious, almost-matching jumpers, Lilith?" Sirius asked.

Lily hopped off the bed and walked over to the door. She linked her arm through Sirius' arm and nodded. "We shall."

With that, they left the dormitory, leaving a slightly annoyed Remus (who never did get those jumpers back) and a slightly confused Peter (who never did understand why James poured pumpkin juice on Lily).

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I'm not going to be posting any tomorrow {but I will be writing a ton} so don't expect any updates. I will, however, try to post the ones I wrote tomorrow on Christmas Day if I can find the time. Please give me any critiques and requests.
TILL LATER
-Jamie