don't envy people when they have someone to call bae

it's equivalent to shit

don't think you're not pretty because you're not in a relationship

you're just a strong independent and beautiful woman

so what if someone receives a gift from their boyfriends on valentine's day?

at least you won't have diabetes

and their surprises during special occasions?

you'll also prepare one so it's quite spendy

at least you don't get to have a love quarrel

where "cool off" and "space" is a trend

you won't be jealous if other girls cling around your boyfriend

oh wait...you don't have one

and you won't be affected whenever someone shouts "there's no forever"

instead, you'll be the one to say it to them

and if they scold you for being bitter

just flip your hair and say that you're just unsweetened

there are many benefits of being single

you'll be stress-free, issue-free, expense-free, the bottom line is you're free

however, if their boyfriends give them food every day

i think i might as well sign up to get one