Night
I was awoken by voices that were coming from all around me.
I got up and saw there was a Pokemon war and I got caught in the middle of it.
A trainer sent out Mew (legendary Pokemon) and told her to use her tackling mechanism.
But I ran away.
I did not want to fight because I was so tired after being awoken in the middle of my sleep.
They chased me but I got away.
Wow... this is one of the many weird events.

Mid-night
That was horrifying.
I rolled down the hill and found a sword with decorative roses on the handle.
I grabbed the sword with my mouth and I hid it in a tree.
I decided to sleep underneath it and think about what to do with it.

Morning
I woke up from my slumber.
Where am I?
I was surrounded by unfamiliar surroundings.
"I am so glad your awake." A malevolent voice whispered.
I was in a cage with the sword.
"Where is it?" The voice said.
"You have it, YOU MUST GIVE IT TO ME."
"No."I said.
"What?" He asked.
I had forgotten I am a Pokemon and he is a human.