El!

It's your birthday, yay!
(That sounded so bleak)
Happy birthday by the way
(I had to quote Billie Eilish, okay?)

But seriously, you've become one of the best people to ever enter into my life. Yes, we have many conversations that guarantee us a spot at the nearest asylum but it's what makes our friendship crazy and unique.

We're both badass females who don't give a flying fuck about the negative things the world has to say to us.

You are one of the best people out there, never let anyone tell you otherwise.

I mean, we stalk people for a living, lmao. We'll always be stalkers and creeps and we're loving it.

Remember... Stay Badass
#StalkerLife
#StalkerClan

(Since you love motorcycles -like me- here it is)

Love ya,
Ez