(Plz ignore this I get bored)

:couples counseling:

Interview 1:

Wally: what are we doing here

Me: I'm here to fix your relationship

Jinx: wut

Me: *draws self a fake mustache* first up: Wally, have you ever had an interest in other girls

Wally: well I'm not three yes I've had relationships in the past but I really don't want Jinx and I to drift apart.

Me: hmm. Yes I see... *pretends to scribble on notepad*

Jinx: I want ice cream

Me: *throws notepad* ICE CREAM IT IS IM DITCHING THIS CAREER ICE CREAM IS BETTER