Me- *is losing readers*

Jack - you could ju-

Me- JACK YOU'RE A GENIUS HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA COKE SWORD WE SHALL LET YOU ADD COMMENTARY TO THIS

Jack-that wasn't what I was going to say but... that works

Jack-well....BOW TO ME. Oh look another love letter

Me- stop bragging

Jack- you're just jealous

Me- how preposterous

Jack-you  need me and my singing skills

Me- right, like there are any of those

Jack at least I can charm people

Me- you may be able to do that but it is I who can where a dress with a cardigan and scarf along with a sweatshirt on top in the heat

Jack- I'm the sword of summer for a reason

Me- and that is

Jack- ..........