Ppercy pov

I was having a nice peaceful dream about my moms blue cookies

Percy- I would love that....but *looks at Morpheus* noooooo

Morpheus -*puts on dem pixel sunglasses like a meme boss*

when I heard a voice saying my name it was Lana

Percy- not another one of these

Kym- I'm your only sister *goes yandere *

"Wake up  kelp head" 

Percy -gladly,.....I hate those torturous dreams anyway *glares at Morpheus *

Nico - torturous is an under statement

"Let me eat my cookies" I mumbled

Piper- that sound incredibly wrong for some reason

Percy- *glares at le author*

Me- well f*ck you too

Annabeth- language

Me- die

" come on wake up Chiron holding a meeting"

Malcom - *glares at me* what is this grammar

That one grammar Nazi- *attacks le author*

"Tell him I'll come later"
Lana sighed "you leave me no choice"
Then a huge amount of water splashed against my face.

Percy- what's your problem lady

Chiron- I believe I'm behind this problem

Poseidon - you are my child you can stand a little water

" you had to do that" I said now fully awake
" yup"
"Any way hurry up Chiron is waiting"
"Fine" I grumbled
I quickly changed and headed to the big house with Lana.
Everyone was already there when we got there.  Annabeth  
called us over.

Annabeth- I just had to be brought into this

Me- bow down to author-sama.......... I'm fabulous.........*stares at my reflection*

"Hey seaweed brain"
"Hey wise girl"
I kissed her on the cheek.

Aphrodite - no descriptions...HOW VAGUE....I WANT ROMANCE....PROPER ROMANCE

Me- I'm more of a yaoi person but I purposely made this lacking

Athena -lacking in grammar mostly

Hermes - it's funny tho lol

"Hello everyone" Chiron said as he entered.
"As you know Rachel has not been able to prophesies anything since  lord Zeus  was angry at Apollo"

Apollo- was. Was. WAS Zues never forgets his anger....never....Drama Queen should be the god of anger issues instead

Artemis- now what do you want to be turned into, a dead thing?

Apollo- I'm doomed. But haiku time.

I'm so very cool
Lord Zues has anger issues
Please save me from him

"Yeah"
"About a day ago Rachel recited another prophecy

Rachel- sup...oh hey look this is the only relevence I have

"What is it"
"I think Rachel will cover that"
Me and Jason rushed over behind her ready to catch her .

Rachel - no need... I'm fabulous

Rachel started the prophecy in the eerie voice of the oracle

Dem trees-😢😢😢😢

" nine shall look for allies for an upcoming  war  half bloods,wizards,heros, fairies,representatives and magicians the forces shall unite to stop the pit out for vengeance for his fallen wife and
The fallen hero shall rise

Apollo- quality content right there

Will - so obvious

Luke- why...I was chillin' down here but noooooo

Rachel fell backward and me and Jason caught her.
"Ugh........I hate it when that happens" Rachel said.

Athena - JASON AND I

Me- I know that

"So what does it mean"
" well the nine that will go are the six, Lana,Nico and Reyna"

Leo- well it looks Mr. Mcshizzle can chillax for a bit

Nico- I don't want to do this

Reyna- just when I had a little me time

"What about the rest" Hazel asked
"Wizards are a race of mortals that perform magic with wands and the heroes that it mentions are probably the mortal heroes the fairies are an underground civilization of various species of magical creatures that are extremely high tech the representatives are a group of teenagers who are the representatives of Norse gods and they house their powers the magicians you all know who they are"

Artemis the mortal- *steps put of his helicopter and gazes at dem pathetic demigods* no thanks I have a perfectly legal transaction to make that will expand my perfectly legal buisness so that I can earn some perfectly legal money that my mother will donate to Lumos or something of the sort

Holly- and I thought dying changed you

Artemis the mortal - Yes Holly, I have indeed changed and my infatuation for money is quite obviously gone

Sadie- fuck this I'm out

Carter- language

Magnus- is this referring to me

Me- maybe

Dem mortal heroes- ........one Spiderman Homecoming coming up.......no time for this....mostly cause shawarma

"Do I have to fly"

Zues- *eyebrow wiggle*

"Yes Percy and your mother has been informed"

Sally - and I refuse

Paul- as his teacher I have to say, the pale guy could actually improve his grades

Artemis the mortal - *stares at himself in the mirror* mother was right. I need to step out of my man lab

"Great"
"Lord Zeus promised not to kill you"

Zues- I don't recall such a thing. I will smite the water spawn

Poseidon - don't you dare

Hades- where's that popcorn

"So Tartarus is supposed to rise"  said piper
"That is what we think"

Chiron told us about the school the wizards went to which was called Hogwarts.
Apparently they only had two  months to convince them.

Harry- Albus, you're not going to school for the next two months

Draco- homeschooling should suffice, opinions Scorpius?

Albus- *blink*

Scorpius- *blink blink*

Albus- * blink blink blink*

Scorpius - * blink blink blink blink *

Albus-* blink blink blink blink blink *

Scorpius -*looks at Albus*

Albus- *looks at Scorpius *

Me- *uses  my epic author powers to mess up the HP time line to make Harry and Draco Hogwarts age* sorry Al but I t s not happening

" you will be leaving Tomorrow"
~~~~~~~~~~~TIME SKIP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jason pov

We were on the the plane and percy who was sitting next me for protective reasons (and by that I mean my  dad killing him so somehow it sense to everyone for him to sit by me) so anyway Percy was panicking he was actually whimpering

Clarisse - *snickers* I knew he was a wuss

Ares- this thing beat me lol must have been luck

" Dude,calm down my dad's not gonna kill you"

Zues- oh really *lifts lightning bolt*

Poseidon - don't you dare *lifts trident *

Hades- I'd like nachos with th a t popcorn

I looked down the aisle at Thalia who was sitting by Lana and she was also freaking out.
Eventually the plane landed and Lana and Percy were literally running out of the plane.
I laughed and everyone joined in.

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Piper pov

According to Chiron we had to go to diagon alley. When we got I looked at the list which was written in Greek

Hazel- how convenient

Frank- yeah, do you have that phone down

Hazel- not yet. I t s still confusing

 
A history of magic
Book  of spells grade seven
Defense against the dark arts
Potions book grade seven
Cauldron
Owl,frog or mouse
Wand
We  headed towards a shop call florc...en agd bl....ts thanks to my dyslexia I couldn't read it but I knew lt said Florence and blots once we go all are books we left.

Lana pov

We headed to Ollivanders to get our wands when walked immediately a wand rushed to me as I looked around I noticed that wands were rushing to all of my friends. A old man walked towards us  he examined  my wand first

Me- past me I know you were trying to make this cringy af but why this part

" hmmm.....12 inch palm wood with a core of coral...... Very rare.
Then he on to Piper
"10 inch  redwood and a raven feather... Very Rare"
Then Thalia
" wood from a willow tree and a wolf fur core.. rare"
He moved on to Annabeth
" Olive wood and a owl feather.... Rare"
Reyna was next
" Oak wood with falcon feather.... Very rare"
Hazel was after her
"Spruce wood and a diamond core....rare
He went to Percy
" Palm wood and seaweed core.... Very rare
Jason was next
"Willow wood and a eagle feather core....Rare"
Nico proceeded him
"Dark oak wood and a skeletal core..... Very rare"
Frank was last
"Oak wood and a bear fur core....rare"

Ollivanders -I have no words for this monstrosity

Annabeth pov

We went to get our pets and I of course was getting a owl. As entered the shop I bumped into a girl she fizzy brown hair and brown eyes

Hermione- that grammar

Me- ikr, I cannot believe how much effort I put into defeating my morals

Emma Watson Fanboys- *snap millions of pictures*

"I'm sorry" I said
"It's okay" she said
"Well I have to go see you at Hogwats " she said as she rushed away
We all got owls and I chose a beautiful gray owl with green eyes
" I think I'll name you Minerva"
" you named your owl after your mom"
Percy whispered
"Yeah what'd  you name yours"
"Iaptus"
I nodded as I holded back the tears
"His sacrifice. Wasn't in vain"
"Yeah"
"Come on let's go"

Me- so...story behind this. I was doing all my research and in nearly everyone, Percy names his after Bob and me  being me, I looked at my dear friend Cringe  in the eye while he nodded approvingly and wrote it down

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Harry pov

Me,Ron and Hermoine were heading for the Hogwarts express when we saw a group of confused teenagers
" do you any help" I asked them
"Yeah do you know where platform nine and 3/4 is"
"We were heading there too follow us"
We led them to the barrier 
"Hey I don't mean to be rude but there's nothing there" said the boy with the black hair and green eyes
Me and Ron smiled at each other
"Watch us" Ron said as he stepped through
Me and Hermoine followed we looked back to see the kids follow us.
"I'm Harry by the way and these are my friends Ron and Hermoine"
"I'm Percy" my look alike said
"And I'm Annabeth" the blond girl said she had stormy grey eyes.
"I'm Piper"
The girl had brown hair and kalidoscope eyes.
"My names Jason "
One of the boys said he was blond he also had eccentric blue eyes with a noticeable scar on his lips.
"Nico "
The boy had black hair and brown eyes
"I'm Lana and I'm  Percy's sister"
She looked like her brother
"Thalia and Jason's my little brother"
She had black,the same blue eyes and she was goth

Thalia- *sharpens arrows*

Draco- well clearly Potter knows his adjectives

Harry -shut it Malfoy

I'm going to speed this up so they all got introduced and got on the train met Luna,Neville and Ginny and arrived at Hogwarts.

Me- past me.....thank you  for killing my reputation T_T

=============chapter four===============

  Ron pov

We were leaving the train when I noticed something on Percy's arm  something that looked liked the dark mark. I marched over to them

Ron- I have eyes you jerk

Me- I know

"Your death eaters"

Artemis the mortal - I thought you were better than this.......this little composition of yours is the epitome of grammatical failure

Me- Arty dear, I sobbed over you when you  'died'

"What's a death eater" Percy replied
"People who serve Voldemort and you have the dark mark"

Ron - what is it that those Muggles do when they feel accomplished

Hazel- I believe they d a b

Ron- oh right *dabs *

Snape-* glares at Mad Eye*

Mad Eye - WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT

Snape - I'm just making sure that you're not some Death Eater because cowardly  Weasley would never have been able to utter the Dark Lord's name without hesitation

Sirius- I cannot believe that Dumbledore trusted you

I pointed to his arm
he pulled up his sleeve and there was no dark mark just the letters SPQR and one tally as he did that Hazel,Frank and Jason pulled up their sleeves they all had the same mark a different amount  of tallies.

Reyna- Rome Squad ftw

Octavian - can I join

Rome Squad- hell no

"Oh" I said embarrassed

Hermoine - serves you right

McGonagall - I didn't teach you to accuse strangers of being Death Eaters

Universe- * gets all shiny eyed* she's so cool

"It's alright"  Percy  said
When we entered the great hall the  Americans joined the line of first years waiting to be sorted.

Artemis the mortal - I apologize but this is too cringe-inducing for me to handle. I shall take my leave

Butler- it's not too bad

Me- did that shot to the chest affect your judgment as well as your body

Nico pov

Nico- here they come * gets fawns over by the fangirls*

Thalia, Bianca, Hazel,and Reyna *attack*
 

We got in line with the first years when they were done the headmaster quickly made an announcement about us 

Me- at th i s point my cringe-o-meter was broken

Lol