"She's such a freaky little weirdo!"

"Right. She is."

"I mean, she wore those same jeans yesterday and her hair's always in that greasy ponytail and she doesn't even know who Channing Tatum is!"

"What a travesty!"

"I know right? Wait, was that sarcasm?"

"Ha ha, yes, baby, it was."

"I'm telling you, it's an absolute tragedy that there is a teenage girl who doesn't know who Channing Tatum is. A tragedy I tell you, a TRAGEDY!"

"I got it, baby, it is, it is. Just like it's a tragedy that there's a teenage boy who doesn't know who Kim Kardashian is."

"Shut up, Kardashian's got nothing on my little boo."

"I'm your boyfriend!"

"Sorry, but Channing's alway going to come before you, baby. But I love you."

"I love you too."

"She's such a freaky little weirdo!"

"Ugh, we're back to this?"

"Uh, duh! I can't believe she even exists!"

"Baby...she's your twin sister."

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What's up? This is my new story, and let me tell you, I'm going to have fun with it. Most of the chapters are short, but this is a short story, so... It's very light and just meant for fun, but it does have a more general meaning I want to convey. At any rate, hope you guys like this! By the way, this story will be entirely in dialogue. All NORMAL dialogue comes from minor characters while ITALICS is the boy main character while BOLD + ITALICS is the girl main character.

Song is "Flaws" by Bastille. That song was actually what inspired this video (shocking, right?). Please listen to it 'cause it's an absolutely lovely song that needs more fans.

Until next time, then. :)