"Why did you have to bring that idiot here?"

"He's not an idiot. Can't you for once get it past that prejudiced pea brain of yours that he is my boyfriend now no matter what you may think of him? What made you hate him so much? You guys used to be the best of friends."

"I don't hate him, and I'm not prejudiced!"

"Then what do you call judging someone without bothering to get to know them first? Umm, methinks 'prejudiced?'"

"This is the 21st century, not a crappy rendition of a Shakespeare play."

"I don't need your nerdy sarcastic comments, Little Miss Congeniality! Just tell me why you hate him so much!"

"I told you, I don't hate him!"

"Then why do you always glare at him and refuse to share your potatoes with him? You always share your potatoes, even with that even freakier little weirdo who always sits in the back of the math classroom."

"You mean Melvin?"

"No one cares what his name is! And stop ignoring the elephant in the room!"

"What elephant?"

"Oh, great, now you're dumb!"

"I can't like someone who wears a mask of perfection because that's all it is-a mask."

"What? Hey-stop walking away from me!"