"Um, why is he here?"

"Hey, what did we talk about earlier? Nice equals food. Mean equals a punch in the face."

"As if you could punch."

"Who said it'd be me who does the punching?"

"Hey, what's up? Baby, why's your sister glaring at me?"

"Shh, don't mind her, she's just jealous."

"What in the world could I possibly be jealous of?"

"My amazing boyfriend."

"The one who's so full of himself?"

"Umm, I'm right here."

"Shut it, doll."

"I'm offended."

"What did I say again about being mean?"

"If you try to punch me, someone's going to end up on the ground, and that person won't be me."

"Don't you talk to my girlfriend that way."

"Look, it's you loyal guard doll. Hey, boy, you're so cute! Yes you are, yes you are!"

"Look, I don't know what-grrr. Never mind."

"Oh, no, I want to hear this. Please, doll, go ahead and tell me more."

"Is she always like this?"

"She's usually much worse. Good job, I think you earned a saltine cracker!"

"...Yay."

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Ha ha ha, LOL. Anyways, can any of you guys guess why she called him a doll? Oh and, by the way, I have made changes for the dialogue. From now on, NORMAL is just the girlfriend. As a refresher, ITALICS is the boyfriend and BOLD + ITALICS is the sister. Capeche?