Delirious' POV

"You motherfucker!" I laughed as Cartoonz angled his guy to my side and finished his round.

"Have fun getting over that!" he joined in the laughter as my character spawned in.

"... I'm going to win!" I cheered as I managed to get my guy on top of his character. "There's no fucking way you'll get all the way up there!"

"You wanna bet bitch?" he spawned in and slowly climbed over all of our frozen characters. "I've got- NO!"

He misclicked and his character slowly fell to the ground. The timer ran out and the words 'H2O Delirious' flashed on screen. "Yeah bitch!" I grinned and stretched my arms. "What'd I tell you?! I'm the king of Mount Your Friends!"

"Yeah yeah, keep on telling yourself that," Cartoonz chuckled, easily hiding the fact he let me win. "What do you want to play now?"

"Hmm..." I tapped my fingers against my computer desk in thought. "H1Z1?"

"Sure," Cartoonz agreed and I began to boot the game up. "Want to do the usual or nah?"

"Nah," I spawned in only to immediately be killed. "What the fuck?!"

"What happened Delirious?" Cartoonz asked as I stared in shock at my screen.

"I just got spawn killed!" I exclaimed and watched as a fully geared player went up to my body.

"Watch out bitch!" I yelled in-game at the player. "You're going to regret killing the great Delirious!"

"The great Delirious?" Cartoonz laughed and raised an eyebrow.

"Got a problem with it bitch?" I smirked, my attention taken away from the game.

"If anything, it should be the great Cartoonz!" he began laughing again, something that seemed very common among my friends and I.

"It doesn't have the same ring as 'the great Delirious' does," I disagreed with a grin and reached across my desk for my phone. "Let me hop on Twitter for a moment."

"Whatcha doing?" Cartoonz immediately asked.

"Getting some help from my subscribers. I want to raise an army!" I flashed my eyes up to the computer screen before glancing back down at my phone. "If that's alright with you that is."

"If it's to kill those motherfuckers who killed you, it's fine," Cartoonz shrugged and I quickly began typing on my phone. "I'll do the same."

I respawned in a different area and we spent the couple hours finding each other, gathering a group of our subscribers to help us out, and getting decked out with gear. "Alright guys!" I clapped my hands and pressed the in-game speak button. "We're going to go kill those motherfuckers! Who's ready?!"

A collective in-game cheer rose up, drowning out Jukebox Guy's music.

"Delirious!" a geared female characters called out as she ran from what

appeared to be the northwest. "We found the spawn killers!"

"Where at?" Cartoonz asked, seemingly excited at the idea of taking out my killers.

"By the police station," the one named Luna said as she turned her character to face the indicated direction. "I didn't get a good look at them though. All I saw were three."

"You heard Luna! Let's get those bitches!" I took out my shotgun and my army began to follow me as we ran across the map towards the police station, Jukebox Guy's music playing the entire time.

We had nearly reached the police station when a few people dropped to the ground, dead. "What the fuck?!" I raised an eyebrow in confusion as I was shot.

"Hackers," Cartoonz growled before he threw his hands up in the air and let out a sigh. "I'm dead."

"Maybe we should've just changed the fucking server..." I frowned and sent out a tweet thanking everyone who had participated. "Sorry for getting you killed Cartoonz."

"Hey, look at me Jonathan," Cartoonz said sternly through the Skype call. "You didn't know there were hackers. I know you well enough to know that you feel really fucking guilty about getting everyone killed but it's just a game. Sure, we can get salty as fuck during game but guess what? Games are virtual, not reality."

"You're right," I nodded despite the fact I still felt guilty.

"Jonathan, don't lie to yourself," Cartoonz shifted in his chair and leaned closer to his computer. "It's just a game. Hey, do I need to come over?"

"Uh, i-if you want to," I stuttered, surprised at the sudden offer. "Well, I mean, isn't PAX East in about five or six days anyways?"

"We were planning to head out together anyways," Cartoonz nodded thoughtfully as he considered it. "I'll begin packing my stuff for the extra time away."

"I'll see you later," I waved slightly causing him to chuckle in amusement.

"Have I told you that I fucking love your wave? It's cute as shit," Cartoonz grinned and attempted to mimic my wave.

"Shut up," I pouted with a blush at his comment. "It's not cute and neither is shit."

"It's like that Jedi mind-trick thing!" Cartoonz continued. "But yours is faster and more... tilted. Still though, I fucking love your wave."

"Shut up," I sunk down into my chair in an attempt to hide my blush.

"Are you blushing?" Cartoonz teased. "Is widdle Jonathan bwushing?"

"Stop it!" I wailed, my cheeks the color of tomatoes. "Why are you so meannnnnnnnn?"

"I'm just stating the obvious," Cartoonz shrugged with a shit-eating grin. "Your. Wave. Is. Cute."

"Nothing about me is cute! I'm Delirious! I'm a crazy motherfucker-" I began only to be cut off with the asshole who I had thought was my best friend.

"With a cute laugh," Cartoonz finished, the smile never leaving his face. "Also, be ready to go out for dinner when I get there. Dress decent please."

He left the call leaving me bewildered and blushing. "What a bitch," I sighed and tried to make the blush go away. "Fucking asshole! Now I can't stop blushing! Shit! That motherfucker is going to pay! Wait, did he say he was going to take me out to a fancy fucking restaurant? Fuck... I want foooooooooooooood."

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So... I'm VictoryLT, also known as Laetificat, also known as Laet, LT, and my personal preference, Cat. I write stories as you can obviously see.

Its my first H2O Vanoss story however and well... I've never done an actual 'ship' story except in games although those were only fragments. That's besides the point though.

Not everyone may know this wonderful person but I became quick friends with her because I just so happened to be lucky enough to meet her in a game. FeathersDarkness is my favorite internet buddy, all love goes to you <33333333!

Since I have a bit of trouble making flowing sentences for my 'seemingly flawless plot', I have asked Luna, aka FeathersDarkness, to be my proof reader.

She also has a huge influence on the plot because she happens to throw in random ideas... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT LUNA!!!!!!!!!! NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT THAT 24/7!!!!!!!!!!!! While everyone else is confused, Luna is probably just grinning and VERY proud of herself.

So... yeah. Umm... Now for a horribly made ending thing! Yay!

Hey guys, it's Cat here. If you liked the story, do... something cause I'm still kinda new to Wattpad. Let me know what you think of the story, and as always, I hope you enjoyed!