I'M WRITING A CRACK CHAPTER BECAUSE AUTHOR-CHAN IS SOOOO HAPPY BECAUSE HER SICKNESS IS GONE AND SHE IS REALLY HYPER AND SHE IS REALLY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR A LONG TIME AND FOR WRITING A CRACK CHAPTER!!!!!!!!

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CURENTLY (YOUR NAME) AND STINGG WERE WALKING THROUGH THE SABERTOOTH GUILD.

"YOO STING" ORGA SAID.

'WUT" STING REPLIED.

"YOU HAVE A COCONUT HEAD" ORGA SAID.

"WYT DOES DAT MEAN" STING SAID WITH HIS FACE RED.

"YOUR HEAD IS BIG LIKE A COCONUT!!" ORGA YELLED.

"BUT COCONUTS ARE SMALL" STING YELLED BACK.

"LAST TIME I SAW A COCONUT, IT WAS BIG"

"OI WHY ARE U GUYS YELLING" ROGUE ASKED.

"STING HAS A COCONUT HEADDDD" ORGA YELLED.

"BUT COCONUTS ARE SMALLL" ROGUE SAID.

"THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING"

then Yukino came in the guilds with pineapples.

"PINEAPPLESSS" YUKIMO YELLED.

"THATS IT!! IM LEAVING WITH MY UNICORN" (YoUr Name) yelled. then a unicorn crashed into the guild and took off with (your name)

Sting and (your name) lived happily ever after

THE END
FIN

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Wow
I can't write crack chapters. You guys are probably like 'what the f'ck just happened'
I'm just hyper and crazy right now. My sickness is over and now I can write.
My goal is to write two chapters today!
For you all readers!