Grant ⚡️
So you are really not coming tonight?
Do you want me to die?
Your cousin is gonna have a glass beer bottle in hand
That just makes it easier for him

To shove it up your ass or break it and cut your dick off?

Grant ⚡️
Oh god
Nope I'm not going
I'll join your girls night

Oh for fucks sake
I'm the one with a vagina in this relationship and I have more balls then you do
GO OUT WITH CARLOS
OR YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID AGAIN

Grant ⚡️
I MIGHT NEVER GET LAID IN GENERAL

🙄🙄
Why am I even sleeping with you again?
Just go
It'll be fine
He's cool with us now

Grant ⚡️
What if he's just saying that?
What is he's all smiles one moment and then bam I'm dickless once more
And this time for real

He's not
Because he knows that I will make him dickless if he touches one mole on your pretty little face

Grant ⚡️
I'm not pretty

You're right
I'm pretty 😊

Grant ⚡️
You were suppose to say I was hot or sexy... something that makes me feel better

😂😂😂😂😂

Grant ⚡️
Yeah anything but that as well

😂😂😂😂
No, no it's just sexy is such a funny word my god
I don't see how people find it well... sexy to say sexy

Grant ⚡️
I find you sexy

And I find you hot...
But sexy just makes me imagine seventies porn music and weird mustaches

Grant ⚡️
WOW 😂😂
I JUST IMAGINED YOU IN A MUSTACHE
OH GOD NOOOO 😂😂

See!!!
And hey you probably still would sleep with me mustache and all so I mean 🤔🤔

Grant ⚡️
Okay sexy is off the table

Don't try and avoid the real reason we are talking Mr. Gustin 😏
Get to that barwith my cousin

Grant ⚡️
🙄
If I make it out alive it will be a miracle

If you make it out alive and with a dick still intact I'll make it up to you boo😘

Grant ⚡️
It better be make up sex

😂😂😂
Oh, aren't you sexy

Grant ⚡️
...and I'm no longer horny