G R O U P C H A T || G R A N T

Grant has added Los 🌶 to the groupchat
Grant has added Danielle🙎🏼 to the groupchat
Grant has added Candice 🦄to the groupchat
Grant has added Sasha 🐯 to the groupchat
Grant has added Dylan 🐺 to the groupchat
Grant has added Ty 📸 to the groupchat
Grant has added Gracie 💃🏼 to the groupchat

Grant has named the groupchat
"Spy Kids 🕵🏻"

HELLO EVERYONE
JUST MAKING SURE YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOUR OARTS ARE TODAY

Los 🌶
Its fucking 5 am dude

Sasha 🐯
This is my bedtime Jesus Christ

Dylan 🐺
*our
But the pretty lady has a point
We are running on California time

Candice 🦄
What the fuck
What do you want this early

Danielle🙎🏼
My head is pounding and not in the good way
What the hell man

Just wanted to inform you all that it is time to get going
Your flight leaves soon

Ty 📸
This still does not explain why you thought Gracie and I needed to be woken up
It's 8am here dumbass

Gracie 💃🏼
I'm actually dying right now
Fuck I didn't close the blinds of my room
My eyes are burning

You two should be up now!
And if you must know...
Rey has woken me up this early because she wants us all to go workout like she promised!
She's making us breakfast smoothies as we speak
Says it'll give us energy.

Los 🌶
I forgot that annoying ass habit of hers
When we lived together I put a dresser in front of my door every night because otherwise she would force me to go

Sasha 🐯
I forgot about that
I locked my door once and the freak broke my window and climbed in
I almost broke up with her over that one

But...
You're not dating her

Sasha 🐯
Says you...
We made a contract...
If by 40 neither of us are married we will marry each other and raise 6 different dogs together

Candice 🦄
Danielle and I have that same pact...

Danielle🙎🏼
Yup #Canielle

Gracie 💃🏼
...
Is Melissa Benoist looking for a best friend/lesbian life lover?

Los 🌶
Tyler you down?

Ty 📸
Chuck and Larry get married pt. 2 👬

OKAY
FIRST OF ALL
All of you better be up and ready (including Gracie and Tyler)
SECOND OF ALL
SASHA DO NOT TAKE REY AWAY FROM ME
THIRD OF ALL
Carlos! WHAT ABOUT US

Los 🌶
You're the one that wants to bang my cousin
At least Tyler doesn't have Rey germs

Why the fuck did I invite any of you over this weekend?

Sasha 🐯
Because without us this weekend wouldn't be spectacular darling 😊

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