DO YALL HAVE ANY CLUE HOW LONG ONE WAITS UNTIL THEY KNOW FI THEY ARE PREGNANT??
ASKING FOR A FRIEND
MY UTERUS
ITS ME
IM THE FRIEND
ANSWER THE FUCKING GROUP CHAT
IVE BEEN DUCKED AND NOW IM DUCKED
I MEANT FUCKED
NOT DUCKED
I WAS FUCKED
AND NOW IM MENTALLY AND SOCIALLY FUCKED

Cand(y)ice🍬
A week after your period was suppose to come 

Dan(ny Phantom)ielle👻
What?

Cand(y)ice🍬
What?

Dan(ny Phantom)ielle👻
HOLD THE FUCK UP

Cand(y)ice🍬
DID YOU TWO FUCKING USE A CONDOM OR AM I ABOUT TO BECOME A GODMOTHER

Dan(ny Phantom)ielle👻
WOW YOU REALLY DID JUMP ON THAT PONY LIKE IT WAS NO TOMORROW

BITCH THIS ISN'T THE MOMENT
BUT HAHAHA

Cand(y)ice🍬
OKAY OKAY

Dan(ny Phantom)ielle👻
OKAY WHEN DOES YOUR PERIOD SHOW UP?

YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO TRACK THAT?

Cand(y)ice🍬
Oh fucking hell

Dan(ny Phantom)ielle👻
DUDE SERIOUSLY

I'm sorry!! IM NOT GOOD AT ADULTING

Cand(y)ice🍬
Just wait a week and then pee on the damn stick Jesus Christ