KL Rahul effortlessly soaks up the rage of his teammates and friends just by how calm he is.

But when the man himself gets into a rage, all his team combined can do nothing but run for cover.

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Because Rahuliya is awesome and I cannot think beyond him. I love him, I love him, I love him.

Or, because all-caps Rahuliya is my favourite Rahuliya to write.

PS: Inspiration got on the eve of Cape Town Test because during the last Cape Town Test last January, the DRS gave a dubious call and Rahul said on the stump mic, "The whole country is playing again 11 guys," which is the funniest thing I'd ever heard and had uplifted my mood completely from the shambolic match.